All Comments on 'Here's to You Mrs. Robinson'

I enjoyed this much more than the original. Who'd have thought it should have been a comedy all along?

Thanks for the story.

Cog

and look who you got!

when authors of sexual fiction write such stories spotlighting the ignorance these two boys exhibited. High school students should be taught through their Biology and/or Health classes about safe sex and the spreading of STD's. Enjoyed the story though, especially the ending indicating they were also now old enough to vote.

That was a pretty funny spin on the older woman teaching the 18-year-old cliche... and probably much more accurate nowadays. My Spanish nephew is only 16 and he's been sleeping with his girlfriend's for the last 2 years!

Anal on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon. Chuckle worthy. Thanks for the grins.

Loved it!

A lot of delightful humor here.

And silliness.

Thanks moreandmore.

4 out of 5 from me.

as Lit does not do underage sex. I saw the glimmer of a pretty good plot, but by being deliberately vague, it never quite reached its potential.

So I get that mom is mad as she thinks Mrs. Robinson gave her son here's but was the mom also a cheating slut? Is that why Dad is away so often? Does the dad know and gets away so she can do her sex teaching or is he in the dark and goes away on business so Mom uses that time?

The best part of the story is missing. The extended telling of the parent couples from start to finish.

And what about lessons for virgin girls?

Shit attract flies. Go amis fo mo four years lies. Mon !!!

Unique, I'll grant you that

And thanks for explaining where Trump supporters come from

actually very funny. Readers this morning are obviously far too serious...or maybe it's the cucks again. 5

LMAO - good humor in there

The scary part " They are old enough to vote now.".

The very scary part, their parents have voting!!!!

Made me chuckle out loud.

Thanks for the laugh, author.

Did Harddaysknight give permission to use his ideas expressed in his story 'No Reply'?

LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF!

not a fave but we'll with 5 stars!

You made me laugh thank you .

Re: Anonymous "Plagerism"

Since when can you copyright an idea? If this writer copied a large part HDS's story word for word you might have a point. If not, I think you're far off base.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thanks for cheering Me up!

5 Stars ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ WOOF!

Thw first 3 words say it all.

"Larry and Craig firmly believe that everyone who has sex gets Herpes. They are old enough to vote now."

Hope the US, and I suppose the UK as well, are recognizable in 20-30 years. Not betting on it though. Sad.

Everyone involved was clueless to one degree or another.

Thanks for giving me a break from writing paid for stuff for my day job. It's now 12.30am and it's back to work!

Gave you 4*s.

You earned it 👏👏👏👏. Thanks moreandmore

Really glad i left the forest

AMerryman

. . . I did for this one. I don’t normally like STDs as punishment, and don’t normally use them in my stories, but I liked it here, because herp wasn’t used as punishment for screwing around but as a consequence of stupidity.

So, everyone fucked the same dozen girls in high school? I wonder just how often that’s reality. Probably more often than we’d like to think.

Liked the reverence to Simon and Garfunkel and the movie.

The last line is a killer.

For me to really get into a story I have to have some degree of sympathy for at least one character.

I know, I was warned.

Enjoy it. Great punishment for the little asshole.

That really made this story for me. Nice comment on people now a days. They can tell you what a pop star had for lunch yesterday but can't find Cairo on a map.

Karma bitches!!!

It was amusing. Right up to the point where Larry and Craig believe that everyone having sex gets herpes. Seriously?

some STDs are curable others are like luggage and pets which are hard to get rid of. TK U NLJ LV NV

Old enough to vote now bumped my review to 5 stars!! ✨

Yes, ignorance is bliss and you can't fix stupid.

A sad but reflective view on life

@WhoGivesAShit - I'd guess you don't teach teens or college students. Or work with them under conditions where they trust you enough to be honest.

Yes, and number of them in the city could believe that.

Mind you, "ignorant" <> "stupid"

"They are old enough to vote now."

On a second reading, this is still a solid *5.

5 stars.

My, my.

What a wonderfully wicked perverted sense of humour peeping through.

Fortunately in the world of comedy nothing is sacred and every subject or issue is still a fair target.

Voting Republican I'm sure.

No way WolfOfThe World, you are delusional! It’s Trump who goes around saying that he likes to grab strange women! Look at all the women Trump has paid off. So I guess all of the Trump supporters have the same disposition, lmao!

Religions are fucked up. Like that other crazy religion with the canibalism, vampires and zombies. You know, the one where you eat his flesh, drink his blood, and his corpse rises from the grave? Oh wait......

Depravity wtit large.

U R right. EVERYONE in the story is despicable.

God. I hope they don't ever vote. Funny story but sad to. good writing though.

Trump bashers, here on LIT, I don't believe it. Of course you all know the democrats invented the covid virus just to get Trump out of office, right?

Of course, STDs are nothing to be ashamed of ... and nothing to worry about. Especially not if you are "teaching someone", or it is part of a "religious ceremony"

Amusing tale well told with a serious message at the end. It does worry me listening to some younger people talk that they are by law allowed to breed and vote. To be fair some youngsters are way smarter than many older people. BardnotBard

Funny as hell. IQ tests should be a prerequisite to breed and ah vote.