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Click here"You want to be my Sylvia Trench?"
Kari's eyes grew larger, not flaring with lust as much as love and desire.
"In the worst way! It seems a much better use for my overactive imagination. If you take me to a honky-tonk wearing your ratty jeans and wife beater and I'll make you believe you're in a tuxedo walking through Le Cirque!"
Kari got closer and purred in pure lustful malevolence, "Take me to the beach and I'll try to kill you with every wile I have to offer, like Fiona Volpe." She got a funny expression, "Barry?"
"Yeah?" I answered quizzically not having seen that expression before.
"I-I think I just tapped into something dark again. Oh," She looked at me with piercing eyes, "I really, really, need you to take me upstairs and "Thunderball" me right now!" Kari started to howl with laughter as she grabbed my hand and pulled me along behind her.
The evening went well. I could see Kari was exhaling a breath she'd held for a year; we were going to be alright. Yet something was still eating at her.
Later that night after we'd showered together and were preparing for bed, Kari looked at me afraid to ask something. I could tell this was something that had bothered her the entire year.
"Shoot," I said.
She ground her teeth cringing as she offered, "Baby, I don't want to bring up something bad but ..." her voice trailed off nervously.
"Yesss," I said in faked impatience.
She smiled looked appreciatively at me, when the background nervousness took over again, "This has gnawed at me for a long time now. I just want to make sure I've learned the lesson you wanted me to learn. When we were talking about everything that was going on - b-before you found me with Lewis that terrible evening ... what was the point of the "I Gave My Love A Cherry" lyrics? I looked them up and I can't fathom exactly what you meant. What were you trying to tell me?"
Consternated and befuddled, yet desirously impatient, I knew this was the big reveal Kari had been anticipating. Sometimes, we must disappoint our loved ones by telling them the truth. Now it was my turn to disappoint Kari.
"Babe, I have no earthly idea."
End
- COMMENTS
WolfOfTheWorld4 months agoShe could have destroyed him at the BBQ to the point of him moving just by stroking the front of his pants then say loudly where was his dick? Had he given it away? Then discover it and exclaim it was a baby dick and call the women over to laugh.
Anonymous4 months agoIt got to the point I was skipping paragraphs just to get ahead of all that babbling back and forth. Either you fucking consider it cheating or not. I think she just pulled the wool over her hubby, she fucked the guy, no doubt about it and he got snookered by her bullshit excuses.
PondLife20236 months agoIts that fucking “Forgiveness bug” again! Great story, then the wronged party falls for the complete bullshit arguments!
Very sad to ruin a truly excellent BTB,
AllNigher7 months agoJkthkst,
She could be the first time and at the barbeque.... All him to whip it out so she can play and then laugh and call everyone over to see how ill equipped he was. Other wives are on board so they can make it seem true to himwhetner it is or not. I need to touch or bake out or be private together
