by teyteyteytey0012
Frankly, after reading this, I don't think that the Great Dane would be interested.
Would rather become a Toy Poodle, than even be written into this crap. He would run faster than a Greyhound if she even opened the door.
Just one word to define this: Bad! Even when they fuck they talk as if they are in a restaurant eating a meal...1*
That our resident douchenozzle 26thNC has got to make his standard dickwad comment whenever a wife gets a bit of strange dick in a story. Too bad he couldn’t keep his own wife from getting some, so now he’s on his lame as one man crusade to post negative comments on every story about that.
Nobody is THAT stupid.
No stars for this complete drivel.
Loved it, loved the revealed relationship between the "wonton" (Chinese food lover?) slut and her unseen hubby. Looking forward to more.
And oh, yeah, I'm sure you'll get flamed again and again by 26thNC, a repressed pervert who can't resist reading about slut wives and their loving hubbies but always posts a comment where he pretends to be outraged.
ryeandgingerayle2@yahoo.ca
The kind of skank who follows up hipster-banging with
Fantasies about dog sex.
It was a passable three starvmedium tedium of a story until that sentence
WTF FOO?!
But you had me at the very last sentence, so I re-read it all.
I really adore a slut who can cook chinese.
< subtitle. 'Voice-to-text is not for you.' >
a very nicely written short story...
although, I would have liked to know where hubby was :)
I don't get it. Why is this guy a hipster? What IS a hipster? Someone with a beard who drinks PBR? He doesn't sound like a hipster to me, just some regular horny guy. R.