This is unbelievably good. I can't believe it's not a published work!! (I mean, I know it's published on the website, but I mean published in a book that I have to pay for. Because I would definitely pay for more of this.)
For my birthday one year I was given a calendar of archaic words that have fallen out of use. The entry for my birthday was "Dapperling: a dwarf; little dapper fellow." If you knew me, the layered irony of that description would make you laugh. It would also tell you a lot ab...