by Mascot_NYC
Five star story! Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so will you please send someone around to do something about it. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night. Would love it if you guys came over and did it for my fiance and me.
I like this, but it's hampered by inconsistent punctuation and unnatural word choices. Tony needs some comeuppance.