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Click here"Well, I may or may not have texted Jacob, oops, that guy, Jacob back and told him that you're wearing painted on yoga jeans and all jacked up on a Cuba Libre minus the rum, so..."
[The rickety front doors of the Rickety Rail Tavern club fling open!]
"I'm here, I'm here and I'm pissed off at all of you for not scheduling me today for a bar back shift! But since I'm not working today, tee he, hey there, hey, Lil Lennie, I have a flashlight in my truck and Steven the stuffed scarecrow needs restuffing and there's another full moon tonight, so?"
Well, I mean, that guy, Jacob and I had did have a rumored back story and as I remember it, that guy, Jacob followed all the proper sequential steps of seduction where it goes embrace, hug, kiss a little bit, grope this, rub that, kiss some more, rub, grope, hug, slither down in response to being pushed down and the rest is none of your scarecrow girlfriend experience business.
End Lil Lennie 01