by CheekyCharley
You kind of lost me with your size descriptions in the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs. I have average size thighs and my hands don’t come close to encircling them, so Greg’s must be really skinny. And quail eggs are tiny, slightly bigger than a robin egg. I couldn’t tell if you were trying to make a parody of a bull/hotwife tale or just have no concept of proportion…