All Comments on 'Not Guilty'

that is the best revenge any man could have gotten

But then, he was not HDK.

HOW sweet it is. Just, t__hink, the bitch for being a bitch.

Write a Clever Tale, Write it well, and garner over a ton of Comments.

This has to be my favorite revenge story. He got back at his wife, got revenge on the 2 guys fucking her, an come out smelling like a rose without any illogical leaps in the storyline.

Loved it! What fun.

Just read it again. Funny, short, and to the point.

Not to be improved upon.

Thanks, HDK!

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This is just about the best story I have ever read on literotica. He'll it might be the best.

Beautiful beautiful beautiful.

And that is how you deal with a cheating wife!

I just does not get any better than this.

Absolute perfection personified!!!!!

Read this before, loved it then, love it now. Short, complete, funny, and right to the point. None better.

Hardaysknight?

I can't add anything to the other 111. It's hard to believe but you did a great job. I'm waiting to hear what his wife has to say.

Thanks

The best story ever posted on literotica

What I got is a poor schoolyard attempt at humor. Not very sophisticated at all ! It would probably appeal to early teenagers. Sigh !!

I just checked. You are 1 of 2 in 114 commentaries that are negative. Maybe you might look in the mirror. Surprising what you see.

Re-read it and the way he handled his wife's action. No yelling and the unspoken understanding. Husband get the last laugh and continuing benefits. She goes away humbled and probably humiliated and no longer a wife, to him at least.

Well thought out and delivered with tongue firmly in cheek!

Thank you!

For a fun read.

Didn't get off to it, but an amusing read none the less!

Great dialog. Not a story to be taken seriously, just another HDK fun read. Thanks HDK!

The irony throughout this tale was delicious. Sweet indeed. Great Job!

I've read this several times and it still just tickles me. The dialogue is wonderful, the tongue in cheek is superb, and the story line is tight and compact as usual. HDK you are the best.

I read it over a box of Krispi Kreme glazed doughnuts ... never did like the "mess" the jelly filled ones created!! Thanks!!!

Stumbled across this..grinned my ass off! Chuckled and laughed. Really a great change of pace on this site.

Because he was stupid to talk to the police or let them in the house. He should have closed the door on the detective. I hate stupid stories.

this story have Wit. smart, funny, and an original.

...ain't it just great when a Plan all comes together ?

Laughed myself silly with the ending - Brilliant !!

Are you in this world? Not are your facts not right but your brain seems to be out of gear.

...."I love it when a plan comes together."

I laughed my ass off with this one. Great Job!

Yep, this the third time I have read this story since it first appeared, and I am still laughing out loud. The very best!!

what a plan and planner....STEVE YOUNG FOR PRESIDENT, TK U MLJ LV NV

Definitely an awesome story. and I agree with a previous comment, Steve should run for president lol. better than our most recent presidents

I guess this is HDK's best story ever. Can't think of a better one, but there are a hell of a lot to choose from.

This is just done right in every way -- droll wit, perfect timing, and a great punchline.

This is certainly one of the top stories on the site. Might be the best.

It's HDK firing on all cylinders. It don't get any better than that.

BTW, Dwornock is a moron.

May want to try Dr Seuss books. Probably more to your liking and intellience level. Sorry HDK another rant

I have read this several times and I am convinced that this may be the best short story on this entire site. The story holds up, it is unpredictable, and it is just plain funny - especially the cops, wife, and donuts.

I haven't seen anything new from Harddaysknight for about a year; hope all is well and that there may be a new theme in the works.

One if not the best story on this site , beutifly planned and execuited !

well done sir.....laughed ma ass off

Fantastic story, one of the best on the site. Well written and paced. And hilarious too!

Hilarious..such a welcome tale. Good for you!

Is there any commentator on this site who is less perceptive? Clearly this is a tongue-in-cheek short story. Clearly the main character wants the Police to know the whole story. After all, he's just killed one of his wife's lovers by proxy, and got the Police to take care of the other one. And all legally. Not only did he want the Police to know the story, he wanted his wife to hear it too. Very clever plot. Deserves a 5. It's DWornock who deserves the 1.

Super revenge story from me 5 stars.

Your story is cute, funny, to the point (not verbose), and very entertaining. Loved it.

She is a whoring cunt totally convinced he is in no way as pathetic as she is - she is right - after a fashion - but he is fucking awesome -

Sweet is the right word too -

Gotta wonder what the next few weeks were like in their marriage -

I re-read this story regularly; probably the most entertaining story on the site.

a superb fucking story.

I think this is the best loving wives story I've read on her

I absolutely loved it.

and i want to laugh my ass off i pull this up and read it. you get a 5

Just feeling a bit low - and I find this story again - and Whoopee,I'm feeling much better...

Makes me laugh every time - thanks Author !!!

on a hot time for the planners. TK U MLJ LV NV

Outstanding - wish half of MattM shit stories were even close to this type of resolution.

Best Short on the whole site

MY HERO.

Great read. I gave you a 5 but I'd like to add 5 more.

when a plan comes together. TK U MLJ LV NV

Who said 'longer is better'? (my wife, derisively). Very well crafted!

is the soul of wit.

I hate guns; hate violence - but this was fun.

I had trouble reading it I was laughing so hard. Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!

Some more like this one please.

Thanks!

This is the first story on this site that had me howling with laughter, start to finish. Well done.

One of my favorite stories. I've read it multiple times and always enjoy it.

All this story needs is 1 more thing added the end.... a nice bold lettered MWAHAHAHAHHA

Loved the line "revenge is screwing wife's lovers' wives"

If it is, that makes it the best there is.

Probably one of favorite stories on this whole damn website. SO much fun to read.

I've read this 5 or 6 times and still laugh out loud. I wish you were as prolific as you once were. You are the best!

the cuckold hubby that wasnt and the cheating wife who was, TK U MLJ LV NV

This sotry kept my interest throughout, there was very little fluff, little explicit sex (actually all the sex was after the fact) and there was a great twist. The revenge plot of the story was clever, methodical with an attention to detail. There was also a series of comic moments during the questioning. Good tongue in cheek mystery.

I love this story and have read it several times without commenting. I will this time just to add to the count.

OldMarineVet - Ron Wood

"Stand in the closet next time I top her off..."

Haw, Haw, Haw. Priceless!

SO FUNNY!!!!!!

Out-fucking-standing! What more can I say? Five stars!

Just the best shit out there lol -

Too good to keep hidden away here - it would make a great movie - put it on CSI or the Glades or better yet Rizzoli and Isles lol

Great humor!

Now that is great. Implement your plan and sit back and enjoy.

Still funny as hell.

A fun story.

I think this is probably the most fun story I have read on Literotica. Great work!

toss her slutty ass out and find a real woman.

i just loved your story and it was a great funny read.

Very funny HDK. Reminds me of the short stories in the old Alfred Hitchcock & Ellery Queen magazines. My wife's favorite was the 'Lamb Dinner" and the put upon newly widow and the clueless policemen eating the evidence.

Alberta hated mutton and the only time she would fix lamb is when she was very pissed at me. When I came home from work and smelled a lamb roast cooking. I knew I was in the deep shit and would immediately try figuring which of my sins had caught my wife's attention. And, she would always start off with reminding me of that old AH magazine story.

LMAO!

Sweet indeed. I wish this was my life.

OH YEAH

That was quite funny!

I had to read this story twice in a row within 10 minutes!!! This story is absolutely hillarious!!!!!!!!!! More like this please. I beg you

Ok HDN, this one rocked. I'm printing it and framing it as the best on Lit.

I think it's the 3rd or 4th times I read this story and still find it one of the best.

I Loved It !!!!!

A great short read !!

Can you believe it? It's been over three years and you are still getting "fives" on this one. Get busy!

the link to award 6 stars. So I'll just have to give it a 5.

damn i still think this is the best fun story here.

Still the best ReRead story on the site !!!!!

Awesome

I've got several favorites, but only a few at the very top. This is one of them. And, it is at the peak of the flash stories.

And I've read them all.

I do not know how many times I have read this story but every time I do it just gets funnier and funnier!

SIMPLY AMAZING!!!

Thanks!

This one is a masterpiece. Well written, great plot. 5 stars!

I would love to see the whore wife with jelly dripping down her face.

HA HA HA

being 198th to comment. Thanks again. tom anon

What a story, a class act! One of the best of Literotica.

and this is not the first time I've read it... it holds up with its dark humor.

And I am #200 for a deserving story.

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