All Comments on 'Not Guilty'

fucking larious.

HDK is the master!

This is the funniest (and maybe the BEST) short story on Literotica!

BRAVO!!!

...I re-read this story.

One day I will peruse the 400 plus comments - might that be a site record?

Hopefully, looslumdoggy did not leave his droppings!

Unspoken agreement. That's great. The wallet is the only part that disappoints. Tasty fish, this is.

I loved it. Very well written..........and VERY funny!

This is one of the better short stories I have ever read on LIt. So well thought out and put to paper. I love the humor you put in some stories, and really thought this one was right on top of the list. Very nice Job...Thank you

Best BTB short story EVER...

5*****

Please write more.

A lovely setup. He did leave a small tiny hole- "more revenge" but they had to connect HIM with leaving the wallet there. That'd be a difficult thing to do; perhaps finding rubber gloves with leather on them, and latex on the wallet with his DNA inside the gloves.

Speaking as a Paralegal? I sure as hell wouldn't take the case to trial on just this. I'd have every external video camera that could identify his car/truck and make a time lapse video to show a Jury of when he was there,,,,and even then, I'd settle for an out of court settlement.

This was- and is- brilliantly written.

This is my absolute favorite!

Quick tempo reminiscent of the Birthday Party. Much fun.

Bring on the donuts and beer. I'm still laughing......

All of HDK's stories deserve re-reading, and this one is certainly no exception. Just please, don't take it TOO seriously. He's one of the funniest and one of the best--just enjoy!

Thanks, ohio

I’m usually the odd one out - the guy who likes the longer stories, but this has everything

Best one page story on Lit

How can he fuck Morgan's wife every day and Anderson's wife several times on a weekend,without his wife noticing something was going on and where was Anderson on these weekends?

When do the police not get a warrant to access private property if they are going to do a search especially without informing the owner as why they there in the first place.

It seems to be this writer has no idea how the law works in these cases especially murder. You can't ask permission to search a residence unless the resident is a suspect in a crime and that suspect then has to be placed under arrest first and charged for the crime, but they still need a warrant to lawfully search a premise or else the search is illegal and any evidence they find is not permissible in court. So removing any thing from the not guilty person is illegally obtained and must be returned until a warrant is issued abd the resident has been arrested and charged.

Right down to the last word.

Loved it very creative and funny

I've read this story several times and it's always funny as hell. Wonderfully entertaining!

Laughed my ass off

Great job

First 5 stars I have given

Logins forgetful johntwheels@aol

Seems the biter got bit!

Please keep writing stories like this.

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Read again

Hope you have more like this

If not WRITE immediately

the continuing conversation between husband and wife, but I suppose that's just greedy. Great fun.

Had a good laugh at this just needs to be finished still 5 stars though

Nothing like cucking two men who are cucking you....hilarious story - I loved every minute of it.

A fitting last word on this excellent story.

Fuckin' fabulous!! What a neat story.....revenge couldn't be sweeter than that!! If they're staying together, she'll never be unfaithful again. That husband isn't one to be tangled with!!

Sweet! I had a great laugh reading this. jealous husbands are the worst.

...hopefully he gets more vengeance on his own wife...5 stars. Thanx!

Loklie

I am often disappointed and confused by the poor storytelling by some 'authors' on this site but this story shone like a very bright star in a dark night! well done HDK, This was a great story and 'seismically' entertaining 5*****+ I particularly loved your 'treatment of the jelly doughnuts better done than any SNL skit.

Captivating and funny from beginning to end. Well done!!!

All that in only one page. Bravo.

Hooked

Decent enough story but it is too short.Where is the aftermath,eg does he get divorced?.

Loved it 5 stars and favorite

Laughed my ass off

One of the most hilarious short stories I've ever read on here.

This was a sweet story, no dud here. Signed: BTW

A true gem HDK, I LOVED the humour and it was done in a very ordered and entertaining way, GREAT JOB! 5 ***** DESERVES WAY MORE Thank You.... Agatha Christie could have taken lessons from you! The police detective was a masterpiece and the 'activities' of the jelly doughnuts was almost too much to bear!

The banter between Steve and Detective Cook is priceless. Very Funny. 5 Stars.

JUST READ THIS FOR THE SECOND TIME, IT STILL CREASES ME UP, ONE OF THE BEST, JUST 5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ,thanks P.

The sheer awesomeness of the interaction among these characters is just brilliant.

Fucking-A-Great!!

This is one of the most hilarious stories I have found on Literotica.i found myself laughing throughout this story. Nothing less than five stars is acceptable. I sincerely hope that you can write more stories as humorous as this one.

My own story was not this humorous. My wife's lover was found murdered. And I was the primary suspect. The case is still open, so I am still a suspect. But I have an airtight alibi. I was on the job a hundred miles away, with a group watching me fix a mechanical problem they had. The police have been trying to unravel my alibi. But the truth is that I did not have even a suspicion that my wife was having a sexual affair until the police informed me. Our divorce is in the works, but has been stalled until the murder of my wife's lover has been cleared up.

Just godamn funny

Hilarious, lots of fun

This is the best story on the site. Love the outcome, love the twist, love the set up.

Sweet

That was sweet!

good story. Loved it

Still just as sweet the second time through.

Made me laugh!!

Yeah, I like it. Nice ending

."It seems that one of your wife's lovers is going to jail for a very long time for killing her other lover. All the time, you were banging both men's wives a lot more often than the two of them were doing yours. Now your wife is sitting there in some sort of trance with her head dropped into a box of fucking jelly doughnuts. Just what do you call a fucked up mess like this?"

"Sweet," was my only response.

But if they do a DNA test, they might find only one person she's been with, his.

but a man takes care of business. thanks for this simple story.

let the two scumbags take the fall. he'll probably still be fucking their wives. one dead, the other in jail. maybe his wife will divorce him, maybe she'll learn her place in their new normal world. either way, he came out of her toxic mess a winner.

Really like it. Can't help but laugh as the plot develops. The ending was so damned funny I'm still laughing.

I agree with "Sweet".

Brilliant! Can only give 5 stars. I wish I could give more.

I liked the story...the guy has all is fact down to a tee...puts his wife in shock...but the end is way to simple....the end is a big let down here...I wanted to hear her get filled in on all of the details....so she could realise how stupid she was.........

Great story

And then some.

Must be up to 6 or 7 times and will read many more times

Great story

Favorite of course 100 stars

You need to get your facts straight when it comes to a police search. How did the police know about Mr. young, being at the scene of the crime unless the dead mans wife revealed she was sleeping with Young. Even if Young was a suspect in the murder, they still have to get a warrant to arrest him and to search his home. Any evidence that police found at young's home with out a warrant is not admissible in court. Any Judge would throw this case out on a technicality.

I do tire of anonymous assholes. Read the damn story. The cops were tipped off somehow, probably by the murder's wife, or the other man's wife. It matters not for the story. There was no fucking warrant. The cops were invited in and allowed to look around. They can do that when the home owner gives permission. He was never arrested but a warrant is not required to arrest a person! Do not try to pin your lack of reading skills and anal personality of me. It is not my fault you have these issues.

They wouldn't, would then?

You have the search warrant info exactly right in this great story. However, we aren't so crazy about donuts. Give me an Apple critter any day.

This is my second or third read of this story. it is so damn funny. I love it. Not just the revenge/setup, but the little stuff too, the nitro pills, the illegally copied DVDs, the mattress tags, the cops and doughnuts, "are you with Interpol" - "Everybody worries about that."

Damn good writing.

On this one. About my 3rd read I enjoy it so much. Try cream filled,next time....lol. 5

Well done with sarcastic humor.

... the opening line includes a reference to raisin bran. And when doughnuts get smeared around, you may have a classic on your hands. (Be sure to wipe off the jelly, officer, before slapping on the cuffs,) Thanks, H-D-K

They need a humorous category for Literotica and this story should be at the top. I'm still laughing.

Love it, we need more of it, from all authors.

Love it!!

Love it, hilarious!!

Good story.

With June leaving to live with her parents, because those other 2 women will now need a man around more often.

This one is good for a laugh every time I come across it.

Great way to get rid of both the two bastards that were fucking his wife with one shot, without forgetting that he was already having his fun with the two wives. Brilliant.

HILARIOUS!

fFash comedy

Good comedy is intelligent. This is dumb.

Sweet, enough said ;-)

Upon subsequent reading, it becomes evident that the Flash Murder Comedy is very carefully crafted. Detective Cook covered the initial call of the murder of the Cuckolding Boss. Cook interviewed CB’s wife (Janette,) who apparently suspected. or knew of, and disclosed the trysts of Our Hero’s (Hubby) wife (Sweetie) with her employer, CB. It is never specified, nor is it critical to the story, if Sweetie’s other paramour’s wife (Elaine) and CB had ever been intimate, nor if Janette knew or disclosed such suspicions.

However, the other detective who called after Cook was intent of arresting Hubby because he owned a weapon of the same caliber of the murder weapon would not have been questioning the spouse of another ‘hot’ employe employe of CB unless there was some reasonable link.

So, it appears that Hubby (carefully) lifted the wallet Friday during his shag with Janette and perhaps managed to lose it beside Bill and Elaine’s bed before departing at 11:02pm Saturday night.

The main extras in the story (Raisin Bran and jelly donuts) are just there for comic effect ... with the top billing going to the jelly donuts!

Hubby has been outscoring Bill and CB and all three wives (individually) by a good margin. In the future, it looks like that personal-score margin will expand greatly ... Zero for CB, near zero for Bill (except as ‘catcher’) leftovers for Sweetie, and the old score for the other two.

I love this story! There's lots of snappy dialogue, it's very funny, and the twist with the revenge is very clever and effective.

I disagree with anon below about explaining everything to the wife afterwards... she already knew the most important details. She now realised her husband knew all about her infidelity, that he was fucking both her lovers' wives, and that both her lovers were dead. She had a mental breakdown and went into a catatonic state, which was the perfect way to end it with her.

Awsome! There has to be a follow up had me laughing all the way through.

I like the ending.

I couldn't even tell you how many times I've read this and still get a chuckle. I noticed you thoughtfully considered the sensibilities of cat lovers. I believe the saying goes, "He blew a hole in him so big you could toss a dead cat through it.".

Part two needed!

It's hysterical!!! I love this story. The hero shows a lot more control and restraint then I would, but it I only a story. 7 stars ,the Bear approves. Face down in a box of donuts. Hilarious!!!!!

The BEAR

Don't see why the score isn't higher -- until you read some of the lame comments and score from lamers.

Great story! Well done! One of the best I have read in a long time.

Read it again just for fun and it is still great! A 5 star job.

What an absolutely great story, what a great character that 'Cook' is. I can't stop smiling, disgrace I can only give 5*.

Hilarious coincidences and I'm still envisioning his wife's jelly splattered face.

I still chuckle even though I have read it several times. 5*

Aw yes! That was beautiful. Masterclass in farce. Too many gems littered throughout the piece.

Wonderful story!!! Great BTB karma!!!

What a crafty bastard that Steve was, he certainly go his revenge and got away with it.

Whenever I need a really good laugh, I read "Not Guilty", and Lord knows I need more comic relief than China Joe can bumble into on any given day

2nd read and still GREAT... Just some questions that need answers; did Steve keep tapping Mrs. Morgan & Mrs. Anderson? Who did Steve decide to romance/cohabitate with the HOT Mrs. Anderson or the Minx Mrs. Morgan after his inevitable divorce from the slut wife?

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6*, Hooyah, many salutes

Steve's a smart cookie

Fucking Amazing.

Great little flash story.