All Comments on 'Not Guilty'

Enjoyable story. 5* from me. ~~JBE

But I never regret reading it again.

Oh my gosh. Hillarious. Thanks I needed this.

If ANY story deserves 10* it would have to be this one! Damn, the other anonymous has less than zero sense of humor if he picks apart procedure in an obviously funny story. He must have been the inspiration for"Can't Fix Stupid". Second time through, thank you for a great story!

somewhere east of Omaha

Yup!

A 7 would be a better star rating.

Funny & succinct.

Bill

Once again I have enjoyed this story. I almost never give a 1-page story a 5 star rating but find myself once again I wishing there was a 10-star button for this one, a true masterpiece. Thanks again!

Second time reading before I remembered the first time. It is quite good and brings a smile to my face. Maybe you should put this in the 'How To" section on how to get rid of your wife's lovers!

Excellent humor, details don't matter!

at its finest.

Keep 'em comin'.

A natural question to ask, "why do you find it necessary to seek revenge for your wife's affairs if you have an (unspoken) open marriage? " That aside, I enjoyed this story very much.

Funny

to by Anonymous

03/06/21

How dumb are you man? He is smart. If he shouts that time he will me the main suspect. Police could do a better job then.

Hilarious, 5* everyday of the week. the dialogue so skilfully written.

A quick read with a lot of story packed into it but enough left unsaid for us to fill in some ourselves. A really nice tale and well written. I think I might have liked just a touch more protesting by the wife about not cheating before he dropped the bomb that he knew about both of them however it was well done. I like to see them squirm.

funny story more than one to to take care of a minor problem like a cheating wife!

Hilarious.

Brilliant! More than deserves the 5* rating I gave. This is true, clinically precise and very satisfying revenge.

Funny stuff! Nicely done

Hilarious. Maybe you should put this in the 'How To" section on how to get rid of your wife's lovers!

Nicely done. And funny too.

7*******

Damn, I loved this story. I have so many story ideas I wish I could pass along to writers like you. I would love to see you put detail and direction to them, add a little humor, some unexpected twists and turns and maybe some surprise endings.

Sweet Revenge !

Brought a smile to my face.

I guess the new adage will be

" Revenge is best served Sweet "

Funny story, give me more

First of all, I get the title: "Not Guilty" was a 1968 demo that showed up as a George Harrison solo song in 1979.

Here's what I don't get: The lead character's (or maybe the author's) lack of understanding of the Fourth Amendment.

Steve Young says (in effect): "I'm not gonna let you search my house without a warrant." Good move.

Cop says: "How about I haul your ass down to headquarters and question you for five or six hours while my colleagues obtain a search warrant and go over your clean house with a fucking fine tooth comb?"

Er, that's not how it works.

This is where Steve Young, based on what we'd seen so far, would have said, "I'm not going anywhere unless you place me under arrest — which would itself require a warrant — and even if you do somehow arrest me, I'm not answering your questions. Not here, not 'down at headquarters,' not anywhere. Not today, not ever. So good luck with that tactic."

I did enjoy the flippant humor, though. We need more of that.

Love your sense of humor, tx

Great short story and love the humour.

I took this as written for great HUMOR. I laughed nearly all the while reading it. gave it a 5

just reread this. still a 5

Good Story

This story read like a British comedy farce. Until you get to the.44 magnum pistols, of course. Very entertaining, thanks, HDK.

Now that was good!

Shame his slut wife is in shock

Excellent

I think I've read all of the best tales on this site and this was one of them. But does he leave the wife? My only question.

rofl omg why dont i remember this? ive read all ur LW stories dont remember this one lol glad i found it on the suggestion list at the end of other stories. lol man that was sweet lol (couldnt help it)

Love to know what was said after the cops left.

Sweet indeed.

Entertaining and funny story 5 stars

so funny, everybody got what they deserved and the cop could use Columbo's help at playing dumb/smart!!!

Damn, this sounds like something they might have written for a Barny Miller episode. Of course the husband would havel to have come in the the headquarters to rub the cops face in his game plan but that would only add to the ending of a really funny show.

His crime is abatement to murder. It is quite a serious offence.

This comment is dedicated to the last anonymous idiot who posted a comment.

"Anonymous

His crime is abatement to murder. It is quite a serious offence."

I have never heard the term "abatement to murder" and have never spelled "offence" with a C, but some countries, like Australia, do spell it with a C, oddly enough. "Offense can also be spelled offence. The difference is that offense is the standard spelling in the United States, while offence is standard in other English-speaking countries: ... The adjective derived from offense, offensive, is spelled with an s in American and British English alike."

"Abatement, in law, the interruption of a legal proceeding upon the pleading by a defendant of a matter that prevents the plaintiff from going forward with the suit at that time or in that form. ... The term abatement is also used in law to mean the removal or control of an annoyance."

I would suggest the moron meant abetment:

"Abetment basically means the action of instigating, encouraging or promoting a person into committing an offence. It can also mean aiding the offender while he is committing a crime. When more than one person contributes to committing an offence, each person's involvement may vary."

If you want to pretend to be all smart and shit, find some help, please.

Hahahahaha

I definitely enjoyed the banter in this one. Well executed satiric plot with excellent dialogue.

Dumb and not even remotely realistic. Comedy must be based in reality. Why people like you is an absolute fucking mystery to me. Anyway, it doesn't really matter. How many accounts does your friend have? You know the liar? According to my writing analysis, it's at least 3.

To the last anonymous clown. I have many friends who are liars. Perhaps all of them are. I need more information in order to respond cleverly to your dumbass comment.

@anon I didn't like the story much either. But I was all set to just go find one I liked better. I can't imagine what would possess a person to feel the need to rage at an author of free erotica just because their story didn't suit you. If you didn't like it, well it's not for you. Not everything is all about you, stop wasting your time yelling at strangers on the internet and go find a free story you like.

Sweet revenge.

Wonderful stuff! Definitely one of the funniest stories on Literotica, especially as he constructs the scene in the kitchen as you would a play.

I'm not usually a fan of revenge tales but this is brilliant. Witty, intelligent and very clever.

LA

God with divorce rate is so high for cops I would love for the deceive to just throw down his notepad and shake his hand.

Very clever story

Smart fish...

Like it a lot. Would have liked it even more if you'd gone a bit farther in writing about the aftermath.

That was too good😂😂😂😂😂 Loved it!

I laughed ,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ..God there are rarely such stories in this category

What a wonderful, sweet ending!

Great short plot, great interwoven pieces, excellent humor.

Any denigration exists between the ears of the denigrators.

Wish I got give you six stars!

Excellent story! What a wonderful, sweet ending! I laughed ,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ..God there are rarely such stories in this category. Wish I got give you six stars!

This one is precious. I Iaughed harder than i have in a long time.

Thanks Harddays. Keep it up!

Really a great story,great revenge

Short & SWEEEEEEEET!!

Really good story. Wonder what happened next?

5* this story gave me good laugh

This was straight up balls to the wall great!

How does this seem to get better each time I read it? Probably because of all the bullshit, cuck stories that are proliferating this site at the moment. What happens with this "marriage" now? It's now on record they have an open relationship so he can't dump her for adultery. I know it's been years but a good FTDS would be appreciated.

SUPERB! What a refreshingly GOOD story! How wonderful to find a cuck story that is NOT about a micro-dicked masochistic wimp being harassed and constantly belittled, teased and tormented!

So glad you were able to sneak this one in, under Literotica's radar blockade against HAPPY-Sharer Stories!

A Thousand Thank-Yous to a Remarkable Author, please write more of this ilk!

- .RS.

That was a silly, nonsensical and utterly bizarre story. I liked it, 5 stars.

Laughed my A** off.

Is that Ralph Kramden I hear in the background" How Sweet It Is.

This is an absolute CLASSIC hdk! 5* plus. LMFAO!

Hilarious!! 5*s.

Pretty funny

corn

Damn... :)

Funny, funny, and more funny! You almost have to read it again just to keep up with all of the people have done, are doing, and did.

OMG...That was so funny... I started laughing at the third line, and didn't stop until the end....

Thank you....

Yet another HDK prime.

Text that is easy to read and understand. Without too many fancy terms or sausage stuffing.

Funny, sour and mocking.

Steve involved Detective Cook in a unique way. The details of his arrangements with the wives of the two assholes who were forcing his slut wife, and the whole plan for revenge, was out of the loop.

Four stars, mostly for June being in a state of catatonia and wallowing in donuts and jam.

But that's just my opinion.

Yet another HDK prime.

Text that is easy to read and understand. Without too many fancy terms or sausage stuffing.

Funny, sour and mocking.

Steve involved Detective Cook in a unique way. The details of his arrangements with the wives of the two assholes who were forcing his slut wife, and the whole revenge plan, was off the curve.

Four stars, mainly, for June being in a state of catatonia and wallowing in donuts and jam.

But that's just my opinion.

loved it!! Hikarious.

hilarious, even

Read again. Still hilarious

I love this story! I've read it several times - it often comes up in the 'Similar Stories' following many LW stories. I can't help but grin when I finish reading it. I may have commented on it before. Maybe more than once.

Agree with previous two comments. This is the kind of story that I keep reading LW for. HDK is a one of a kind.

Best story, only need the prequel and how his wife goes mental

Simply hilarious!

Sweet indeed! But the mattress tag crimes remain unsolved... 5 stars!

Cute!

The old saying… don’t get mad; get even. lol. Thank-you

A fockin good one dude! Just have to love the sweetness to diabetes.

Five fat donuts, thumbs up!!!

Captcha

Well done, and a funny revenge. The images in my mind generated by the jelly donuts are amusing.

5 outta 5 - An absolute hoot.

Must look & see if Steve turns up as a private dick;

He's sure got the dark & cynical sense of humor for it.

Many thanks Harddaysknight

Forgetting the mishandling of the gun by the cop, his fingerprints on the gun would be meaningless, since it's his gun.

I chuckled all the way thru this one all three times I've read it. Anyone who nit picks this story has no sense of humor!!!!

ROFLMAO

What fun!

Sweet indeed.

Loved it. Sweet indeed. Thanks for sharing it.

Very hard to read. Laughing my ass off so hard my eyes were watering. WELL DONE !!!!

I Laffed My Ass Off, it went flying out the door with a jelly donut! Thanks, this is really a 5*+

One oft the best stories online

I agree with everyone else: I was laughing so hard my wife came to see if I was okay. HDK: thank you for all your writing and thank you especially for this absolute gem. Tanglosax

I loved it and laffed my ass off. I give it 5 jelly donuts up. :-) Best cuckold story I read on this site, and the husband took care of the guys doing his wife to boot.