All Comments on 'Ordering Body Parts'

Thanks for the five-star clarification. I don't know if it's your department but I'd like to order three pints of concentrated sarcasm, a gross of snidey remarks and two hundred brutal put-downs (to be used against those Literotica commenters who, while criticising the authors, seem themselves to be barely literate). If you don't currently deal in these items, perhaps you'd consider opening a subsidiary business. And thanks for the 750-word grin.

The 44DDD breasts must be ordered by men who don’t understand bra sizes, because a 44” chest measurement = a big fat woman. Maybe there are more fat fetishists than I thought.