by Nakedcraving
I don't have big problems with your story, but you shouldn't try to be funny with readers.
"Man finds first fuck his best ever"... beside you who makes STUPID comments like this one?
Answer: No Body!
PS: if it is his first fuck, it has to be best ever. After all he didn't have any before.
(even if it was crappy one, its still best one... after all he has nothing to compare it with)