by MeganOckers
I was so lucky to come across this story because it's been a long time since I laughed so hard. This seems like an off-the-cuff creation rather work from a pre-planned outline - and if you can throw out dialogue like that at the drop of a hat - you should seriously consider stand up comedy. I bet this was so fun to write!!
Of course, perhaps I'm wrong and it was all pre-planned. If that's the case, then it was REALLY good. Who could mine their mind and come out with treasures like that?
Whichever the case may be, thank you for adding some humor to our lives when we could all use some.
Now I'll search to see if you've done any other stories here.
Love the dry tone as you roll out one hilarious line after another. The incorrect crew names, sophomoric though they may be, just one example. Roger the Cabin Boy, indeed. And maybe the capper, no sex was actually promised, truthful too!