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Click hereMaybe tonight, after dinner, I'll take them to my room and...nah, not yet. Martha says it's OK to let them have a feel or two, but not to spread my legs until at least the second date. According to her, a blowjob should wait until the third. I'll just wear something tight and sexy that shows a lot of cleavage, and have fun watching them drool. Before I go to bed, I'll give each one a big hug. That'll hold 'em for at least a week.
Dumbass me! I thought this was a serious story. Almost stopped after a few lines. Glad I didn't. Very funny and entertaining. You have a lot of talent and a wicked sense of humor. 5⭐
This should have been labeled chapter 1, as I am sure Patty has lots more adventures to be told.