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There was a book published in 1987 called: "God: the Ultimate Autobiography." It was written by Jeremy Pascall and is quite humorous in its own right. There were actually eleven commandments that were dictated to Moses (the one omitted being "Thou shalt not Turn Thy I-Tunes Up So Loud That It Annoyeth Others.") Pigs actually were meant to fly and rhinos were designed to live under stones. And the sky should have been called waxtl but Adam couldn't pronounce it. Well, you get the idea.

I like where you are going with this. It takes a lot of cojones to tackle this subject and I wish you the best.

I ask the question: which licensed printing of which official edition of which politically compromised version of which contested belief system, based on which filtered interpretations of which multiple differing translations of which [verified by linguistic and semantic analysis] surviving uncensored original source material?