All Comments on 'The Big Dick'

Too short; but also…sad.

The amount of STD’s, UTI’s, pregnancy scares and potentially bad “dates” is staggering. What must a woman who feel like when they are so desperate for affection she’ll fuck any man and all so she can hurt her husband.

10 years of hurting someone, that’s a lot of hate to hold.

So why does he stay with her? Love? I love prime rib, medium rare; but I won’t marry it. Sex? Why fuck someone that so many bacterial and viral cultures she could start up her own lab?

So why, exactly, are they still married? Why does she hate him so much? Why does she hate herself?

Odd

Looked like the story was going somewhere interesting, then it wasn't.

There are musical prodigies in the world, and guys who can throw a decent curve the first time they try. So, it stands to reason...

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5/5!! Great, well-written tale with an amazingly twist(ed) at the end!

drivel nothing here

Very different story. Kudos for a strange (Funny?) take on a cheating wife.

Good writing, but a kinda pointless story.

Blekk, another pile of steaming excrement.

Ultra stupid.

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1 *

Interesting scene. 4 stars.

Loved it.

-26thNC Approved

Well that was different

Puker of a story.another hate the shit out of husbands puker. Thanks for signing your work so I can avoid them in future.

A Burn the Bitch and Mr. Eleven Inch sequel is ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED! No one deserves this kind of revelation! Bad enough to know your wife is a cheater but to have a sewage plant of this enormity dumped on you just goes beyond the pale! This poor schmuck needs, nay, deserves a equitable measure of relief and PAYBACK!!! If at all possible to everyone in his wife's diary. At the very least to her and her "boss"!

When did she go from wife to ex-wife in the same conversation?

Whore might as well use her “talent” as gainful employment.

did he get a refund from the PI ? Must be unethical to have let the husband pay for the report.

Well, THAT was different!

I almost agree that it's too short. This is masterfully written. I hope you'll submit more stories- you told this one wonderfully.

Didn’t see that coming

This was arguably the most disgusting tale of a willing cuck and his slut wife yet posted in this miserable category, not that it's a compliment, by any means.

Another retread writer and not even a good one at that.

Lets hope you wear the "One and Done" banner proudly.

"She wasn't a sex addict or any of that nonsense."

Really??

well written but from a story point of view he didn't leave her after he got the evidence? I am confused.

*Oops

Reads more as humor than anything else. Like most jokes, the logic of it doesn't bear thinking about.

What a strange read.

He didn't seem to be happy to have been made a cuckold for so long, but, then again, it doesn't seem like he has any intention in leaving his wife.

Which bear the question: why bother? What does he gets from staying married to her? Does the slut about to get a huge inheritance or something?

In any case, if that conversation with the PI (who REALLY should refund him, unless he doesn't mind getting sue for everything he owns) doesn't make him go directly to a divorce lawyer, nothing will.

Final observation: I guess this is set in a world where STDs do not exist, cause a decade of unprotected promiscuity will guarantee anyone outside of the porn industry to end up with some nasty sexual diseases. Guess the dumb husband must be thankful to not have catch anything...

This felt like an unfinished story. Thing is, I'm not sure I would like reading a follow-up.

FUNNY!!!

4-stars

Why do all talent free scribbler feel the need to piss themselves and gargle too, dreaming champagne?!

Is this a new method to fall asleep, reading boooring drivel?

Like someone said, hopefully one and done and back to burger flipping.

Captcha

..read where they refer to her as his ex-wife

This PI has almost lost its license. And he will be poor for the rest of his life. The lawsuit against him will make the ex-husband wealthier! And his ex-wife will have to dress up in the future, because if he makes her behavior public and publishes many photos of her and her future job description on the internet, she will run into problems! However, the author will not be satisfied with the rating! But it's his own fault!

At least he is free from the disgusting whore. She must have to get weekly STD tests. Yuck!

So stupid

Thanks for the comments all. A wide variety of reactions, I think you might say. It's worth saying the second part of this was submitted the next day as part of a planned sequence of releases, but it's still gummed up in the works here. So is the third part. I added the fourth today, and I'll be writing the fifth and final episode tomorrow.

Clever twist!

We need to get your scores up - you have some entertaining story threads. Thank you G

Silly story…

1/5

Not bad, the English sense of humor tho irritates me a bit, dont know why. This is supposed to be funny, tongue in cheek farce, like Monty Python, and I never got those guys humor either.

1 star for a stupid cuck/wimp story with a diseased, skanky, slut wife.

Really pathetic - won't be reading any more.

Crap

wow this thing deducts iq points...

I'd given this thing a higher score before. Maybe I thought there would be a followup... Nope. Just was a piece of crap short story.