by king_wesley
...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Very Funny! Thanks!.
I really enjoyed your story, you missed out a few of my favourites, I want to be a lion tamer could have been slipped in towards the end, possibly, but I'm sure wouldn't have added anything of value to a great little skit. I'd be interested to hear how well this fares over the water, did python humour make it that far?
Pete
Python inspired erotica? Nudge, nudge - wink, wink. Say no more!
...and really funny! I enjoyed this one a lot!
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ahhhh ,,if Monty Python wrote an erotic story this would be it ,,,,,,,, Congrats.......
As the title says I loved your story. Might not be fap worthy but it sure is worth tons of bimboish giggles. ;P
John: Your, uh, your girls, do they go, eh, do they go, eh?
Brian: (flustered) Well, they sometimes 'go', yes.
John: Aaaaaaaah bet they do, I bet they do, say no more, say no more, know what I mean, nudge nudge?
Brian: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
John: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Brian: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
John: SELLING? Very good, very good! Eh? Eh? Eh? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked aye! Wicked aye! You know I'm buying! Say No MORE!
"pining for the fjords"
Always one of my favourites.
Not much for the Fem Domme angle - but it IS brit based so I guess you had to.
Overall a great read. Thank you.