by king_wesley
"pining for the fjords"
Always one of my favourites.
Not much for the Fem Domme angle - but it IS brit based so I guess you had to.
Overall a great read. Thank you.
John: Your, uh, your girls, do they go, eh, do they go, eh?
Brian: (flustered) Well, they sometimes 'go', yes.
John: Aaaaaaaah bet they do, I bet they do, say no more, say no more, know what I mean, nudge nudge?
Brian: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
John: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Brian: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
John: SELLING? Very good, very good! Eh? Eh? Eh? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked aye! Wicked aye! You know I'm buying! Say No MORE!
As the title says I loved your story. Might not be fap worthy but it sure is worth tons of bimboish giggles. ;P
ahhhh ,,if Monty Python wrote an erotic story this would be it ,,,,,,,, Congrats.......
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...and really funny! I enjoyed this one a lot!
Python inspired erotica? Nudge, nudge - wink, wink. Say no more!
I really enjoyed your story, you missed out a few of my favourites, I want to be a lion tamer could have been slipped in towards the end, possibly, but I'm sure wouldn't have added anything of value to a great little skit. I'd be interested to hear how well this fares over the water, did python humour make it that far?
Pete
...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Very Funny! Thanks!.