by GrushaVashnadze
The "ethereal" wisdom of Lickits and Fockits - A good fuck is to be cherished, not stressed over!! Thank you for that reminder and all of the accompanying humor!! EXCELLENT!! 5- STARS
Thank you so much, Mr Sandals! I'm glad you enjoyed both the journey and the lesson. (BTW, if you enjoy this kind of madcap humour, you might like my other fairy-tale, The Princess and the Cuntsman.) Thanks again!
Awesome story! Best Tolkien parody I've read since Bored of the Rings. And ten times as naughty!
Now I will look forward to the sequels, The Desolation of Smegma, and The Battle of Five Undies.
@Carnevil9, thank you for that wonderful comment: so glad you enjoyed it. Your sequel titles sound delightful... though I have often wondered about The Two Titties, or the Return of the Kink...