by Master_Vassago
*shudders* Truly awful, MV! *applause*
Unrealistic language, crawling attitude, and the word "poopshoot" - very, very bad!
*hands out a thistle*
Oh, the search engine. Doh!
Please vote Bush. We need to colonise France.
Vasago, you're as sick as ever (rather like that). But you shouldn't use foreign words without a translation footnote, e.g., "Barnt chickee barnt bern", what the hell does that mean?
slaps, Perdita
Pretty filthy and well-deserving of the 'worst' tag. I'm really enjoying this chain story. Keep up the low standards! Or should that be keep down... well, keep writing.