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Click here"You're hot." he whispered. "I wish my wife had your balls when she was knocked up. I wouldn't have left her alone! Exhibitionism is hot enough, but pregnant on top of it? You have a lot of moxie, Miss."
Nellie stood and smiled.
"That is very sweet of you to say," she responded, "and my name is Nellie, not Miss. By the way, I'm a registered nudist, so I can't be discriminated against; even in an establishment that posts the 'no shirt' shit."
The officer looked confused.
"I don't understand, what's a registered nudist?" he inquired.
"A federal judge recently ruled that it is unconstitutional to prohibit people from the right to be clothes-free." she explained. "As long as you register and pay a one time fee, a registered nudist is now considered a protected class, just like LGBTQWXYZ. If someone refuses me service or discriminates against me in any way because I'm nude, they are liable for a discrimination lawsuit. If you weren't aware of that, you might want to school yourself and other officers about this new policy. I'd hate to have to see you in court."
"Me too." he agreed. "It sounds like you really know your stuff."
"I learned all of this last night online." she replied. "It's not rocket science. Look it up."
With that, she turned and continued her clothes-free stroll through the park.
"Hope to see you again!" she called out over her shoulder.
"Me too!" he hollered back. "And I genuinely mean that."
Nellie stopped and walked back to him.
"Do you have a card?" she inquired.
"Why yes." he replied, fishing one out of his shirt pocket and handing it to her.
"Why don't you write your cell number on the back?" she suggested. "I mean your personal one. Maybe sometime, when your wife is failing at having some of that moxie you mentioned, you can give me a shout. I'll text you later on."
The officer fumbled for his pen and wrote his number on the back of the card, before presenting it to her again. Nellie smiled, took the card, and continued her nude walk as though nothing had happened.
"More fuck fodder." she thought to herself. "These guys are a dime a dozen. After I drop these rug rats, I'm getting myself knocked up again. Damn, I love this shit!"
At that point, her phone rang, and she retrieved it from her purse. She smiled as she recognized the number.
"Hey Tommy Boy." she cooed. "You ready for dinner and a nice pregnant fuck?"
- COMMENTS
nashman1000almost 3 years agoGreat story - disappointed that there is no next chapter yet. I hope you are working on it :)
JackandJilldoover 3 years agoAuthorThe ruling was from my series Lauren's Lesson, where a federal judge established a nudist registry and sentenced her to life without clothes. I just incorporate it into a lot of my exhibitionist stories.
At least they made the stairs go all the way down to the beach now. I remember when you had to hike up and down the damned thing. I'll be that chick looked hot!
JackandJilldoover 3 years agoAuthorI have so many stories and series going on, that I guess I take it for granted. In the Lauren's Lesson series, this was ruled in a federal court. In time, all of these stories will tie into that.
Just imagine though, if by some twist of fate that it could be done? I have taken those stairs that went on for hours it seemed, to get to the beach (15 minutes down). I would have loved to have seen that pregnant girl. All I got as an 80-something standing there with her tits hanging down by her ankles. Hot though! But that is a different story...
Many_Memoriesover 3 years agoI found this one not only HOT but funny as all get out, too!!!
Anonymousover 3 years agoAwesome, pregnancy can make hormones go crazy, and lots of people love how pregnant women look.
Don't listen to the troll, can't wait for 2!
