Unblended Ch. 07

"Seriously?" Michiko deadpanned, a little disgusted, which got another giggle from Jenny.

"Well, I'm glad I got the chance to meet you."

"Me, too! And your crazy-hot girlfriends, too! You're a subscriber now, right?"

"I'm a little surprised he wasn't until now," Tessa said.

"I was underage and it was illegal!" I said, trying to defend myself. "Besides, I'm sure the ultra-successful adult film star wouldn't have been interested in catching corruption of a minor charges!"

"That is technically correct," Jenny said, "and I appreciate your thoughtfulness."

"What do you mean, 'technically' correct?"

"Hey," Tessa broke in gleefully, "would you like an application to join Ace's harem? I get the feeling you'd fit right in!"

I glared at Tessa as my face again went beet red, and I wondered what color it changed to when Jenny finally responded. "I mean, that sounds weirdly appealing right now, you guys are a blast, but... this is going to sound super shallow to have this as a dealbreaker, but it's something I learned I need in my RL relationships, so cards on the table: I wouldn't consider it unless I knew that Ace was any good at oral."

"That sounds reasonable enough to me-" I responded before Click and Clack, the Tappet Sisters cut me off.

"CAN CONFIRM," the girls said, which got them all laughing again. To her credit, Jenny picked up on the implications real quick, though.

"Wait, what?! Have you gone down on them?"

"We could give you a demonstration, if you'd like," Michiko said, thrusting her hips at me suggestively. "I bet Ace would love to show you what he could do to you."

"Maybe we should invite her to the server," Tessa added, caressing Michi's dick through her pajama bottoms, "you still have the recording from Friday night up there, right? Though, I guess she was already giving you a facial when-"

"WE SHOULD LET MISS LYNX GO, I THINK" I said, desperately trying to not have this particular conversation. "She has a big day tomorrow and needs your rest."

Jenny sighed with a nod. "Yeah, I do. But I'm gonna need that demonstration at some point." She blew me a kiss before ending the call, and I fell back into my chair, exhausted and more than a little bewildered.

"Ace made a new friend!" Tessa said. "Maybe even a new SEX friend!"

"Not surprising," Michiko followed up, "pretty clear he's developing a thing for busty older women."

I sighed. I probably could have said something, but I didn't feel like arguing with the truth.

"Can confirm."