All Comments on 'When I'm Sixty-Four'

Great punchline. Write another, please. Randi

As always, funny and skillfully told.

That is an >old< joke.

And even the Beatles again... fer the kids who may not have caught it.

Green-something

I do love a man who provides a safe ride. Excellent story as always!

Harddaysknight is the king. Between you and Whatdreamsmaycome, there is enough jokes and giggles to keep anyone in stitches. Some people probably won't get that it's humor, but it's a great joke.

Funny little story by the witty, charming and extremely humble LW grandmaster.

The same person who wrote ' Not Guilty ' and ' Carry that Weight ' , just posted this ?

smh .

Two minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

That this was written by the same person that wrote if I fell.

Wtf happend??

Not only:

"I was a very successful businessman. People always looked to me for leadership. I was pretty much a role model for men in our community. My rugged good looks, wit, charm, debonair demeanor, business acumen and humility were well known to all."

But also extremely intelligent with an excellent understanding of human behaviour.

Nicely done.

Lue

Snide and laugh-out-loud funny.

Thanks for starting my morning out great.

This will probably drive a lot of people absolutely nuts.

Hooked

There was a time you could count on HDK for a decent yarn. No more the ole boys gone senile or it’s him no longer , been replaced or had this account hacked. Terrible

There is a fundamental difference, yes, often subtle, between humorous and silly. Perhaps you used this occasion to replenish some quantum amount of that precious humility?

Stupid fools who can't get a joke!

Well done, HDK!

That was dumb

but I wish I knew how it was going end before I started. Wish you have wife share in the tags.

to Harddays ???

he used to be so good

2starrs

You set the protagonist up in the very first paragraph!

Nicely done, very humorous. Now I can return to work with a smile on my face.

Hope he didn't ding the kid's dad's ride, though.

The humor didn't work...but trying to be funny is always a risk

Sure, "road construction" was nice, but you get 10 tags. Do I have to carry the weight of making that tag appear by repeated use?

You've definitely entered the cranky old man phase of writing. You have no fucks left to give and are just letting things fly. Me, I loved it, which probably means ratings will be low. "Yesterday" is one of my favorite stories of yours, and it's that rare one of yours that didn't get a red H. So my opinion clearly goes against the grain.

For those that read the comments, revisit "Yesterday." It's hilarious.

Thanks sensei.

Very well-written and crafted and deserving of a much better rating. Had me laughing out loud.

Awesome!

Thanks for the fun start to the morning.

Doesn’t matter that it was telegraphed, as sometimes that makes it even funnier.

Obviously you are much more "with it" in real life than the narrator of your story -- at least I hope so! Ha, ha! 5*

I am so sorry HDK. When we had to wait thirteen months for the final chapter of “Lady in Red” series I thought you were just suffering writers block. I had no idea you’d apparently suffered several strokes that affected your mental acuity. Keep up the great work, I’m sure you’ll get back to your former excellence in due time. ;)

did yo fall on your head lately and this shit came out? ONE STAR for this garbage

I mean people complained about this? I knew where it was headed, but who cares, it was still funny.

I don't care what you write I'm going to read and give it a five. Damn, you might be the one writing the directions on my Viagra container I'm still reading it giving it a five.

Keep at it!

Jedd Clampett (carvohi)

I worried at first, as your character was so naff. Then I got it. Big smiles from me.

Thank you, sir!

The downward spiral that is HDK is almost painful to watch. Welcome to world of mediocre writing.

I actually laughed, but that was a bit too close for comfort. Because I’m ten years older than my wife, and we often go to the Ritz in Monarch Coast for brunch on Sunday’s. Thank god, I’ve told my wife when we first got together, that everyone’s responsible for their own orgasm. Otherwise, this story would’ve really made me paranoid.

Good but I've enjoyed most of your other work more.

I think this was a bit of humor and satire on the authors part. It is like an old joke,about the nobleman going off to fight a battle. He put his comely wife in a chastity belt, and gave the key to someone he trusted,the local priest, in case of emergency. The guy rode out of town but was soon overtaken by the priest whose horse was in a lather.' Sir, you left the wrong key!" (This may have been in the Canterbury tales)

Got a little dumb at the end, but I loved the start. Good job providing something new.

Well done, as usual.

Was this funny? Just a little. Why? When compared to "Not Guilty" and "Yesterday" the rating goes down...Also it is based on an old joke and those jokes always make fun of stupid people full of shit...3*

of fag cuck shit, that is.

There are those that think this is hilarious--including me--and those that don't. To each his own! HDK and his stories are like fine wine, they're not for everyone's palate but to those of us who love it they are a rare vintage!

Thanks as always for your stories. Gotta love a guy who brags about his own humility!

Yr humble admirer, ohio

And he's only sixty four? Imagine!

Lue

Ps: The Piper bemoaned the lack of a Cuck Shit tag. Maybe HDK did include it? What the author proposes doesn't always appear in the published tag list.

I suggested a 'No Seagulls' tag for a recent submission, but it disappeared without leaving a dropping.

It was funny

At least you still have your hard core cheerleading section.

If that's being very much in love. Sort of funny story.

Thanks! I needed a good laugh.

either stop writing, or just kill myself. Alas, I am having far too much fun to go away. Peeper has summed up the situation in his comment. I am at a point where I will write and post the things I enjoy writing. Some people won't like them, but some (very few!) will. It's okay to dislike a story and hurl cruel remarks about my declining mental health if that makes the reader feel better. My resolution for the year is to post more stories than I have been lately, which it seems, is bad news for some readers.

Literotica provides us all with a great service. We get free stuff! I get to run ideas by readers and readers get to tell me what works and what doesn't. This is a partnership. Yeah, I can post the same plot over and over and receive a five if the cheating wife is destroyed and her lover mutilated. Many people can't get enough of that. I have, however.

I wish every one a great 2020 and warn you that I will continue my quest for the great American short story. I know it can't be the story we see here day in and day out. It has to be different in some way. My quest is to find that plot, the characters and the series of events which provide something better than what we've been getting. We readers deserve it. We writers have an obligation to attempt to create something new, something fresh, something by which to be remembered. We all know WD40 wasn't discovered on the first or second attempt!

I sincerely thank everyone who takes the time to read, vote and comment. That's the way it's supposed to work. Writers make a real effort and we appreciate the readers who also put some thought into the process.

That's truly how you drive a car, and narrator's humility receives its just reward. Hats off and kudos to the incomprable HDK.

In chuckling admiration,

GA.

OK. Hubby and Driver have not planned this or Driver would not be ready to fight!

Given that, why would Driver have taken a different route to drop them off? There

seems to be no prior use of a surrogate to ring Sweetie’s chimes, but her state of

buzzed makes her acquiescence plausible. Welcome to a new aspect of marriage!

Status is no longer quo! High risk with no believable rationale to explain why that

risk was taken!

4*

Thanks for sharing.

For a fag cuck shit story.....

Ok let me tell you what I liked. At least the old codger got to make limo stereotype boy take the sloppy seconds.

Even swinger Joe couldn't convince that sloppy seconds was ok. Adventurous, or just part of goes with the territory. Whatever! Even Every JPB sloppy seconds celebratory effort was written to piss people off first and foremost.

I can get past letting much younger wifey get a taste of some strange, as long as stranger has the respect to be the one going second. I think that hdk lets us see that this is a perspective that comes much later at an advanced age of wisdom and experience. I say, that hope and prayer is the very basis of how this story can work.

Whose the real douchebag here? Missus will need to know by morning...as she goes searching for the douche!

the score wouldn’t be nearly this high.

More power to you to write what you like, but this was beneath you.

I liked the early humility reference, his arrogance and his dumb and unrecognised cum-uppance, this was funny.

I guess some readers just don't have a sense of humor. 5* from me.

I can't understand how so many idiots take this story seriously. relax, people, this is meant to be a funny read!

veeeerrrrrryy good. And funny

That ride had her hot and ready...

This one story among several that shows this author doesn't know when to leave a story on the cutting board, instead of uploading it.

Obviously he just uploads everything he writes, rather than trying to keep up a consistent quality.

A shame really, there are a few gems, but they are mostly buried in dross. He would probably improve as a writer if he had a critical editor who pushed him to improve, and weren't afraid to say when a story should just be discarded, or at least rewritten in order to be worth reading.

Hilarious!!!!

For the peasants out there who didn't realise that this is a joke, 'hilarious' means 'very funny'

5 stars.

At least.

Robin Hood's comment is dead on!

I don't care who ya' are, that's some funny shit right there! *****

Good one. At least they are both happy..

Where are the comments calling for a conclusion? Obviously, the world didn't end when hubby pulled the car into his driveway. We want to know details, the future, all that stuff. You know, did hubby every wake up? Did Dani get pregnant by the young limo driver? Did the driver return on a regular basis to "drive her" to the mall, and the grocery? How many children did they have in 20 years and where are they now? You know, all those very important facts that the "you never ended the story" crowd demand.

Thanks for your stories, Hardy. Keep 'em comin'.

I red a similar story 30-35 years ago.

The old lord marries a young virgin girl. On his first wedding night, he tries to insert his penis while the servant holds a candle for him to see. But his cock is soft and can't do the job. The lord sighed and told the young servant, "Is this how you hold a candle? Wait, let me show you." He grabbed the candle, and the servant took his place between between the girl's legs. With the first push the servant pierced the hymen. The Lord exclaimed. Did you see how to hold a candle?

Don't you just hate it when you have to explain a joke to "blondes".

Ha Ha

An old joke reimagined. I liked it.

Oh a good laugh to read.