by VintageChiffon
Like the fever-dream of a horny, tripping science teacher! Things I especially liked: "Obscure ice cream flavors", "...like a rapid carousel if it could take LSD", "...praying to a god she didn't believe in ... added a few more gods for good measure", "...soft and warm, even pleasant to the nose", "I don't want to fuck a walrus!"
Thank you, my Lady.