by leapyearguy
It keeps getting better. I've read so many, but this just may be my all time favorite. The more you read between the lines everything lining up to make confirmed individuals see it all another way...richer life resulted...............Thanks writer your great!
She-it man! This is another great story! I think I commented on this story before so I am going to say it again? It's a very funny story about love! (LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU IF A WOMAN WANTS LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN AND ALONG COMES JOE BLOW AND BAM INSTANT MARRIAGE AND KIDS MY QUESTION IS WHY CANT YOU GIRLS GET IT ON AND INCLUDE US GUYS OH BABEEEEE! LOVE YOU ALL! BYE! OH 100 % OF READING ENJOYMENT BYE.....GREG
Missed this one my first time through leapyearguy's work.
Funny.
Well written.
Will take another look at his stories.
Fantastic story! A beautiful love story with absolutely *HYSTERICAL* LMAO don't-be-drinking-anything-then scenes! Write more! Write more! Write more!
It's still funny, witty and well-written as ever and also rather moving.
I think it needs to be made into a TV movie.
In this case so does Candy
a fun little story
thanks
An extremely entertaining tale. Hard to believe that a sexual belief can change that quickly but I love a good tale. Thanks for the smiles.
Title say it all.
I have read this over and over. Also all the ones on the "Similar Stories" list. I just wish there were more like this.
Found this fun and VERY enjoyable.
I can only hope your life is as good as this story! If it is bless you!
Very well done. Left me with a good feeling. Thank you so much for your hard work.
I always like story that have lesbians turned straight by cock, there should be more stories like this. Gave it a well-deserved 5
You had me laughing and all warm and fuzzy and loving feeling, all at the same time! What a sweet little masterpiece!
Will definitely be diving deeper into your stuff -- only sorry that you've gone dormant for almost 10 years....
"Candy, does this mean you're not a lesbian any more?"
i nearly died laughing. Great story
WOW great story funny,drama and love. Really liked Cynthia the mother in law to be and liked when he said she man handled him hate to have her as enemy and as she walked away put extra shimmy Ito her butt. Not my first or last time to read. I hope you decide to write a sequel.
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That horrible horrible pun at the end. I may have to turn the hose on you
I liked it and it was fun to read. I actually laughed out loud some. Thanks.
This is the 1st time ive ever bothered to commit on a story.
Nice read 2nd fathers coment, had a really good laugh at that 1.
Not my first time to read it, but the short length still surprised me. That short, and you still covered it all.
This is an entertaining and fun story with a nice ending.
And one of my favorites. Some of the funniest one-liners, in context, of any story I've read on this site. We should all meet a girl like Candy.
Humorously done and your witty style gets a 5 from me. Added to favorites too.
This is my third or maybe my fourth time to read it and I still laugh out loud every time. The humor is outstanding and the writing is impeccable. This is a Five Star story, without a doubt.
Great voice and characters. Almost laugh-out-loud funny but also delightfully romantic . One thing, though. His car had bench seats? Really? ;-)
It is not often that I read a story on literotica which leaves nothing to doubt or wonder about, and I'm also confident I understood the entire story and there was no need for me to revue and re-read parts of the story. Wonderfully enjoyable. Thank you.
Still really enjoy this story and humor!
brilliant, could see this as one of those made for tv movies they show in the afternoons, real feelgood story.
A more complicated emotional landscape for Candy. From my light reading of the subject, Bi people (perhaps men more than women) can be conflicted and not satisfied by one kind of partner, and can't really help it!
And I suspect that orientation can change over time. We had a hetero couple of neighbors in our old apartment and we assumed she was fully hetero, judging by her screams when they made love. They raised 2 lovely children.
Years later, we met her and she had remarried to a very nice lady.
I can think of good biological reasons for orientation to change over time especially after the children are grown.
But the above is just quibbles. The story has a fun fantasy read.
To 'Delightful Story'
Bench seats? Hah, you bet! I loved my ole 73 Mercury Marque (sp) to death! HUGE, wide, split all electric bench seats! Woo ;-). ....and if that isn't enough room you could always pop the trunk, clear it out, throw down some blankets and have a compact bed, hehehe. It was an awesome ole tank/boat!! I'd still have it if it weren't for foolish youth... And it only got 8 miles to a gallon with that 460 engine, hehehe. ...but gas was cheaper than water back then ;)
Oh, great story, btw!! Very sweet :)
Totally enjoyable and relaxing! Two people fall in love where it was NOT expected! A fun read! Thanks for writing and sharing your story! Loved it!!!
Love the plot twist at the end lol I totally didn't see it coming.great story.
...would have been in the guest bedroom, with tools in hand, to fix the loose headboard of the bed that first morning. Sheesh! Get with it.
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This piece was immensely enjoyable, a wonderful read. The characters, while very briefly sketched, played utterly believable roles in the story. I felt like I just met four people I really like. The dialog was very well done throughout; the sandwich/kissing scene was as good as it gets.
I was shaking so much with laughter that I found scrolling difficult and the tears made it difficult to read.
Added to favourites
This is a very entertaining story, a 5 at lest. The way you made his thoughts in his head readable to us only. The story was funny too! I’m not a grammar nazi and never will be, I just love a great storytellers.
Leapyearguy leaving us was truly a great loss. He truly had wonderful imagination and sense of humour.
A ray of sunshine amongst so much dross
I've had to read this three times so far; what a wonderful feel good story. We need more like it. I would love to see another chapter with a continuing of Don and Candy's life together.
I loved this story. So erotic without the need to be too graphic. I’d really like to be able to write as well as this. Thanks.
...reading this story gave me a big smile, something not that easy. Very nice.
This was one of the funniest stories Ive read on this site. Not sitcom funny where the laughs are planned, but some of the lines and situations led me to laugh out loud. The dad’s revelation was epic!
Loved this story, but it almost lost a star for the change from lesbian to strait, but assuming that is only a plot point, not a belief thing.
All the best,
Tanhors and family.
great, but as leapyearguy has written nothing else in a decade, don't think it is going to happen. Too bad though.
What if Donald and Cynthia had decided to fuck each other's asses off but keep their mouths shut about it so they could have an ongoing relationship with each other... he'd pumped a load of come into Cynthia before bringing the French toast back to Candy... only to discover at the Thanksgiving table how sharp Ben really was? How would he feel THEN?? Cynthia was surprised by his remark, TOO, so how would SHE feel after she'd cheated on him with her daughter's husband to be?
Personally, since you can't unsour milk, I'd keep my mouth shut, be extremely careful and keep fucking her hot, juicy pussy.
BUT..... the character in this story is exactly the way I USED to be, before being married to two cheating sluts. Sluts who would have done ANYthing to take back what they'd done but, like I said, you can't unsour milk. They changed me.
Looking back, I wish I'd fucked my first wife's mother. She was a beauty... built like the proverbial brick shit-house... with a mouthwatering powerhouse ass that gave me vicious hard-ons and tied my guts in knots... just looking at her. I'm sure she'd have fought me but I realize NOW that she wouldn't have told a soul if I'd walked in, taken her to bed and truly fucked her. After the first time, I could have had her five times a week forever.
I liked the story. 5 *s.
A little backstory for Candy, say, that she'd never been with a guy, but only because she'd been with her best friend first and never looked back.
That said, the story was great - right up to that ridiculous last line... what a groaner!
J
This is my third, I think, reading of it, and I like it more each time. The author just seems to have a way of putting word phrases together that I find humorous and very entertaining. I’ll go along with other commentors who thought that a sequel to this story might be in order. I would love to see a sequel. Definitely a Five Star effort.
My third or forth time. Still enjoy it. Still makes me laugh. Still feel good at the end.
Loved their relationship. Loved her Dad. Smart old bastard! Well done.
So cute! The beginning was sweet and the ending cracked me up. Perfect story :)
A Real Pleasure To Read!.....In real life-- Don is in for a ride (Candy is Bisexual and she will always want it) So If He Uses His Brain.....There's definitely a Threesome! M.F.F. Yeah Man! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ WOOF!
This is a good one, one of the best I've read in fact. One you can enjoyed a few times without it getting old.
Very funny while being sexy. A pleasure to read. A #4 rating.
I loved this story!
You did a great job of making Don, Candy, and her parents all likeable characters.
Ben having busy days with John Wayne winning WW2 made me chuckle.
You outdid yourself! This was a joy to read! You made my day on this reading this story. Congrats on this story.
This story has shown that male with female sex is more satisfying more natural than female on female because that is how we were made.
I've read this story several times, it's one of my all-time favorites. Thanks Author!
Johnny
Everyone should read this. This is the fifth time reading this story and it just as good as the first time.
Wonderful story. Great humor. I have read it several times. Enjoyed it every time.
Absolutley loved the story and mostly the humor. I feel like I just watched a mature version of a Hallmark movie. Great read.
Congrats on a great read. This story begs to be read multiple times. Easily the best story on Literotica.
It was refreshing to read such a pleasant story after one I read yesterday where the husband only trying to provide for his family lost everything, wife family, business, dignity and pride. It left me seething. This one more than made it up.
This is one of the best stories I've ever read. I swear the end of this story I almost crapped myself!
This is such a good story, that I can find nothing to not like. Really a favorite.
An excellent love story with a (rare) happy ending. Almost primly uncomplicated.
I would upgrade to 5 stars if allowed but stuck on my 4 stars the first reading
In my favorites. Short but good love story with a bit of a twist at first but everything worked so very good in the end. I was hoping there would be a sequil to this story about them. 5 stars entertaining story. I like it just wish there were more stories like this.
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Really well written, with marvelous humour and so well expressed! Enjoyed it thoroughly and wish I could come across another story like this one. 5*s.
Love the storyline, the 4 main characters, the humor, and the incidentals!!
Nothing too deep about it, just a nice story about two people who were made for one another and had no idea. The little twist at the end was the perfect touch. Excellent work.
Really enjoyable story, I was laughing so much after the first banging headboard scene that the mother scene in the kitchen was icing, well done. The suicide comment was brilliant.
Image yourself sitting at your desk, hours before a Thanksgiving feast reading erotica...
and laughing out loud between the sex scenes.
... and the Oscar goes to leapyearguy
A definite Five Star. Great sense of humor. Read it several times. Burst out laughing each time. Keep more coming in the same vein.
I just haven't figured out who the one was saying "I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on...", Candy, Cynthia or Don. It seems to most of us your real forte was romance mixed with my kind of humor. Hope no one ever tells Ben that the Duke pulled every string he could find to avoid service in WWII, it would probably break his heart. As I recall Jimmy Stewart was one of, if not the first Hollyweird celeb to volunteer. Signed: BTW
Not sure how many times I have read this, but I love it every time. Thank you
Great story, good plot, genuine humour...? It is a valid question!