by Rubyswallows
You got me eager for more of your very individual work.
I agree wholeheartedly with your disgust with the big 'V' marketing and I admit, with pride, to being browned right off with the perpetual 'ceremonials' industry.
Any chance of another like this?
Nice story. Gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing it. :)
eros hoofing it on borrowed heels, and the pencil dick imagery, amongst others...hilarious
only trouble is, did the world's love troubles have to be caused by a misguided (in lust) FEMALE dryad? so that once again, folks can pin the blame on the fairer sex? - not fair!
anyhoo, lovely to read something intelligently written on this site
Your story about Cupid is humorous--an updated view of mythology. Too bad you missed Hillary; she needs a whole quiver of arrows. Perhaps you should try again.
I also thought the humor was good. It was whimsical in terms of the mythology which made it original.
I liked your writing as well as your sense of humor. I thought both were excellent and thank you for a good read.
After I'm done building my temple in her honor, I won't have a name to chisel across the front. We never got one. For that matter, how's a guy supposed to start a cult in a goddess's honor without a name? It makes the prayers super awkward: "Praise be to *cough cough*, the super funny chick." Silliness aside, this is really f'ing funny. Well done, Ruby. You earned my '5' with ease. -PF