A Rose by any Name

Girls

Bang hole, Bat cave, Bearded clam
Muffin, Cum bucket, Fanny, Trim -
Panty hamster

Vajayjay

Cooch, Coochie, Cunt, or Cooze
Hair pie, Pussy, Cookie, Hole -
One-Eyed Flap Fish

Map of Tassie

Honey pot, Fur burger, Nookie, Muff
Beaver, Box, or Crease -
Pink Taco

Blue waffle

Camel toe, Poontang, Poon, Twat
Snapper, Wee-wee, Slit -
Bikini biscuit

Boner garage

Hot pocket, Cock pocket, Cha-cha, Gash
Bush, Cooter, Pupusa, Snatch -
Marcia

Kitty

Pink, Minge, Vagina, or Quim
Tang, Junk, Flange -
Fud

What’s in a name? It matters not what you call ‘em, they are all divine.

Boys

Antenna, Banana, Ding dong, Gun
Corn dog, Wiener, Wood -
Pocket rocket

Middle leg

Member, Noodle, Penis, Pole
Love stick, Pecker, or Schlong -
Tally whacker

Meat popsicle

Love muscle, Main vein, Pud
Knob, Wee-wee, Dong, Dick -
Little soldier

It

Hard on, Junk, Pee-pee, Shaft
Trouser snake, Tube steak, Wang -
Cyclops

Third leg

Bushwhacker, Package, Peter, Choad
Boner, Chub, Cigar -
Joystick

Johnson

Hammer, Katana, Weenie, Bone
Squirrel, Prick, Willy, and Drill -
Club

Cock

It matters not the label, just as long as it feels good!