by curiousjohn1969
Definite five stars. Not only does the tone (formality) work particularly well for me, but it is clever and often humorous, e.g., "leaving the toilet seat up." brilliant! SOL (smile out loud).
A little excessive for leaving the toilet seat up and being naked but this part: the punishment shall be ninety-two strokes of a flogger on his genitals would be perfect for pricks who abuse women. Just as this was done in front of 92 women (I did love his being naked in front of so many clothed women) males who abuse women should be stripped naked and have their balls busted in public.