A Cunt Crusher's Journal

If you ladies feel like fuckin', just say "yes" to the dick. If you'd entertain a three-way, damn, I'm down with two chicks. If you'd like to wet your whistles, I've got plenty pale ale. If you want my cock in condoms, I've got Magnum X-L's. If we need the K-Y jelly, here's an ample supply. Now fuckin' strip off those damn panties - as I undo my fly!

A lot of ladies get excited - when a dick can do tricks. I can make mine disappear - inside a bitch in a wink. I'll fuckin' beat up both your pussies, once you give me some brain. Just fuckin' suck my dick and balls; shit, sand that wood with the grain! I grab a head in both my hands, and sling dick one to the other. It skids through salivating mouths - like it's a well-crafted cutter!

These fuckin' bitches handle penis - just the way that I love. They're fuckin' suckin' so superbly; shit, their mouths are cock-gloves! They're jointly bathing genitalia - with copious spit. The fuckin' throats of both these babes - are goddamn bottomless pits. With a tongue around my dickhead, and a tongue on my nuts, I gently stroke these two hoes' heads; they hum from deep in their guts.

I'm rubbing tits; I'm rubbing ass; into two twats my hands stray. "You nasty girls are fuckin' bitches; hell, I like that," I say. "My anaconda's fuckin' itichin - to get up in your coochies. It wants to slither up between - the pussy walls of you hoochies. Now show me both your dripping fuckholes; let me see their pink beauty; prepare yourselves for penetration - by the snake of yours truly.

Anticipating sexual pleasures - in wet tunnels of love, I put my serpent up against one - and, into it, I shove. My fuckin' cobra's quickly sucked up, disappearing so easy, both these hoes may think they're fuckin' - with the likes of Houdini! "Your length and girth, I just adore!" the girl I'm fuckin' exclaims. "It stimulates my pussy's G-spot; on my A-spot, it strains!"

Her pinkish clit, I see enlarging - as her pussy I hit. I watch my cock plow in and out; the pounding makes her batshit! With my cock deep in one cunt, my face gets shoved in the other. Oh, goddamn, I can not breathe, that pussy's making me smother! But, despite the looming peril, I'm a dauntless young man. Eatin' pussy while I fuck - could be my glorious last stand!

Just before asphyxiation - I'm afforded fresh air. The girl I'm tonguing pulls my head out of her cunt by the hair. She says, "I know I may sound greedy, but I think it's my turn - to plunge your python in my pussy - where I'll make that thang squirm!" We reconfigure how we're sexing, I start fuckin' girl two; her friend returns to suckin' nuts, on both, she lovingly chews.

I'm fuckin' fucking like, forever, but at last, my cock blows. I shoot my spunk deep in the twat; "shit, make me cum!" the bird crows! "Fuckin' - A," I say, "you bet," as her entire body quivers. "My obedient anaconda - fuckin' always delivers!" I keep my penis pushed up in her - as she heaves and she moans. Her friend starts felching for my cum; it's seeping out 'round that bone.

Once again, we reconfigure; I return to girl one. Along the length of her wet slit, I run my long, pointy tongue. Her hungry pussy starts to squeeze it - like a boa constrictor. My mouth starts filling, like a cistern - with a stream of cunt nectar. The bitch is screaming, "God, I'm cumming," and she's thrashing like crazy, "that little snake that's in your mouth is like the other - amazing!!"

Gratified, we rest at last; I gaze upon their bare bodies. Without a doubt, the two of them - are fuckin' beautiful hotties. I say, "you ladies are great partners - in producing good magic. I'd like to fuck you both again; I'd find that fucking fantastic! And if you have more special friends - who like reptilian creatures, I'd be damned pleased to show them, too, my special serpentine features!"

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My name is Deitmar Zeppelin; I just have turned twenty-three. I have promiscuous sex, but do it gentlemanly. I never seek to degrade, hurt or harm or abase. I satiate with carnal pleasures; I put smiles on a face.

I am blessed to be handsome; I have a body that's strong. If it sounds I'm conceited, hell, these facts are not wrong. But the jewel in my crown, is that I'm damned well endowed. My giant motherfucker's - left some brave bitches cowed.

I am a personal trainer - with a job at a gym; I have a broad range of clients, whom I help to keep trim. I set my work hours myself, which is great for sex play. I can schedule a fuck session, anytime, night or day!

I know the parents one gets, is just a roll of the dice. I have a great mom and dad - who have a home that is nice. I still reside in their home, in space that's separate, in back. This arrangement works real well - for my play time in the sack.

Dad and Mom are respectful; they've loved and nurtured me well. They know I have lots of sex, much of it kinky as hell. They accept that I'm freaky, and for that I give thanks. Unrepressed and open sexing - can, for so many, cause angst.

My younger brother is Luke; he's soon to finish high school. We get along very well; he's also got a big tool. He's made his plans now for college; he's to enroll this next fall. He's got the brains and motivation - to do well, all-in-all.

But my future's unclear. What I want I'm not sure. Can my gym job sustain me, or my sex prowess endure? Do I need education, a more responsible life? Should I think about a marriage - with a ring and a wife?

Life, to me, has been kind, and has required little back, and I'm preparing this journal - to help me keep it on track. I've been told that transcribing - what you think, feel, and do - can help you know your inner soul, and to that soul remain true.

I'm aware there are those - who find me vulgar and crude, who, when reading my words, will say, "oh, dude, you're so lewd." But I feel, to gain wisdom, and find discerning insight, I need to keep a candid record - of my thoughts, and my life.

I think that honest expression, ought not require recompense, but I apologize now, if my words give offense. Yet a blunt written record - of my deeds and intents, may show me much about myself - without a mask of pretense.

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My life is damn good. I'm blessed with great luck. I deftly attract - sexy bitches who'll fuck. I met one today - in my one o'clock class. In less than an hour - I was pumpin' her ass. We fucked like two dogs - in her daddy's big bed. I tongued her wet pussy; she gave me good head. I showed her true love - till my balls had to blow; I spritzed my love juice - on her face, tits, and toes. I left her content - just a little past four. We'll hook up again soon; she'll be hellbent for more.

Horny still, I head out - for a date set for seven, with a couple I met - last night 'round eleven. They wanted a three-way; "I'll do it," I said, "a bitch is the best, when she's meat between bread." I arrive at their place; the bitch is cock suckin'; they welcome me in; I join them in fuckin'. The cunt of the bitch - takes both cocks deep inside; we joust till we jizz - then withdraw our rawhides. I quiver in pleasure; I shake out my wood. We drop in a heap; well, goddamn, I feel good!

The hour is now ten; shit, I'm still craving play! I enter a club, where I'm sure there's a lay. Mark and Matthew are there - with a group of hot chicks, with tits like porn stars - that I've seen in porn flicks. I give the chicks hugs; I order a drink. I feel my crotch rubbed; I smile and I wink. The music pounds fast; the vibe is red hot. These sluts are in heat, need to give what they've got! We move to a table; one bitch slides beneath. She sucks down my cock; I feel mouth, but not teeth.

Tongue swaddles my love stick; hot breath warms my balls. Around my taut groin, the babe's silky hair falls. I marvel in wonder - at her applied suction; her mouth and my cock - spark magnetic induction. As she sucks, I sip Scotch, and I gaze 'round the table - at sexpots who'll fuck; they're wet, ready and able. One fox kisses Matthew - while fondling his crotch. Mark fingers two others; his hands play hopscotch.

In no time at all - this damn group's at my place: a brood of fine bitches, three mates fuckin' face. I put on rap music - with lyrics of sex. We thrust to the rhythm - aroused by the text. The girls twerk their asses, and bawl, "we want plowed!" Each fuckhole gets plied; the banging gets loud. Three cocks fire a round - into every fuckhole. Cum dumping brings succor - to every mack's soul! Our sex party ends - once libidos get soothed. We drip sweat and spit, cunt squirt and man goo.

It's four in the morning; I damn well need rest. But, shit, what a day, fuckin' - A, the damn best! Sated guests sidle home; I slip snug into bed. I drift off to sleep - with sweet dreams in my head, of tongues up my asshole, and lips on my balls, of cocks thrusting briskly - between pussy walls. Sport sex is my life, what the fuck can I say?? No shit can match up - with the joys of sex play! I sleep in contentment - 'cause I fuckin' know - I'll wake, and damn straight, I'll be fuckin' fresh hoes!

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