by yowser
If I praise this story to the heights of the Nobel Committee, to the extent they award you the first Nobel Prize for Erotic Literature, may I be rendered immune to the curse? Or do I have to start writing better? Rats!
Nice rant. You missed obvious spelling mistakes that result in words that are completely out of context mid sentence though.
"May this curse be countered and lifted with the production of a single substance-worthy story."
Write a stroker, got it.