All Comments on 'Airplanes'

Uhrm, when you hole-hop (on a female and not between your 2 boyfriends), just remember 2 rinse the whoopee-twig inbetween moving from anus to pussy, or you might make yourself look like the ignorant idiot desperado who gave the girl a life-threatening infection.

Mike should get himself hired as a flight-attendant. Why bother leaving a lucrative scoring-spot? At least women will know where to find a dependable slut, able to satisfy 5 women in 1 trip. It's important, it saves marriages. Why be selfish? Just remind him to renew condoms.