Beach, Blondes, and Blowjobs

"Hurry up and cum asshole. I got shit to do." Roseanne being Roseanne, smoking and slapping back at her son as he furiously cum dumps in her drenched honey hole.

Roseanne gets up, pushing Spence off of her and starts to walk to her bedroom, pulling up her big white thong and farting at Fuzzy. She even throws in a belch too, downing the last of a Miller Lite she had on the coffee table.

"Dude..." Fuzzy blazes up again. He's always got weed on him. "Can I fuck your mom?"

"I don't know... HEY MOM... CAN FUZZY FUCK YOU?"

"I'M BUSY... TELL THE DUMBASS TO COME BACK LATER... AND TELL HIM TO BRING SOME MORE WEED!"

"There." Spence gets up, pulling up his baggy shorts, heading into the kitchen.

"Yes! Score!" Fuzzy's happy now.

"Oh... hey... James said Kelly got Billie's number, so it looks like she'll be doing some movies for us." Fuzzy heads into the kitchen, smoke closely following him.

"Yeah... you know James will be fucking her. She's not fucking you or me. So slow your roll there, buddy." Spence gets some cold cuts outta the fridge and eats 'em, grabbing a beer too.

"Well... maybe he'll talk her into working with us. He can be very persuasive."

"Yeah... but don't get your hopes up, dude. She's way too hot for you."

"FOR ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU??" Fuzzy peels an orange and tries to eat it... but makes a big mess.

"Dude... I said she wouldn't fuck us. Plus... haha... I get laid more than you." Spence getting cocky, downing half the beer and belching, goofy grin all over his pasty white, chubby face.

"Yeah... whatever. I'll fuck her. Just watch." Fuzzy can't figure out how to eat the orange... and dude thinks he's gonna fuck Billie. (Shaking my head)

Back at Beach Babes...

"Kaia... you've got to work the bar here. You and your mom would be unbelievable together. The bar crowd would totally lose it." Tom grins. He's behind the bar. Mama, me, and Kaia are sitting at the bar. My two favorite people by my side.

"I don't know..." Kaia playing shy. As you can tell from her earlier blowjob she gave me outside the beach bathrooms... she's not really shy... but she's great at playing it when she feels like it.

"Greatest tag team ever." I add, downing a rum and coke, grinning at my extra gorgeous sister. Kaia grins back, softly kissing my lips.

"Aren't they the sweetest?" Mama rubs my back. She's to my left... Kaia to my right. "My babies are both so beautiful. Both so adorable." Mama purses those amazing lips, softly caressing my face. She's drinking a beer. Kaia being all chill, sipping on a Long Island Ice Tea.

"You all make one helluva hot threesome for sure." Tom chuckles, cleaning a glass. Things have slowed down a little so it's really chill in the bar. Nice and laid back. I love the wild and crazy vibe it normally has, but the cool, laid back times are really nice too.

"Hey guys." My friend Max (Kat Dennings/2 Broke Girls) walks up to the bar."

"Hey, babe." I hug her.

"Hey, Max."

"Hey there, hot stuff." Mama checks out Max in her very low cut black spandex top. 34DDs almost spilling out. "Look at you." Mama likes what she sees. Max flaunts it, putting on a little sexy strut for her. They hug.

"Oh... Tom... I need to talk to you. It's important." Max tells him. She waves at us... and blows me a pretty awesome kiss... as she and Tom head into his office. That chick's hella hot for sure. I just grin. Big titties and a big sexy ass. Lovin' it.

I head to the bathroom, leaving mama and Kaia to talk over Kaia's possible new job.

The bathroom's crowded. A couple of dudes smoking. A dude and his chick making out while two other dudes watch and take pics. Pissing. One chick drinking it from her husband, right in front of the urinal. I'm smirking. My kinda place.

I whip my dick out and walk up to the chick on her knees drinking her husband's piss. I start pissing on her, not really caring if he's OK with it... but he is. I splash zone the side of her face. She's real pretty. About 25 or so. Blonde... a lot of that running around here. Nice big tits, pulled out of her pink tube top. I make sure to splash them titties too, moving my cock up and down her face and body. She digs it. She sucks in my cock, pretty much ignoring her husband, sucking down my rampaging piss with a loud, happy moan.

When I'm done pissing, she gives me her number while her husband's talking to some dude. The paper says her name's Jenny... and that she loves a big dick up her ass. And, she thanked me for the piss too. Sweet chick. I'll definitely be taking her up on the big dick up her ass offer.

I buy a bag of weed off one of the dudes in there, then head back to the bar.

"What's up?" I ask my mom. She's leaning against Tom's office door, listening closely. She waves me over.

I stand next to my mom, facing her, and listen to some hard negotiating going down inside. Sounds like Max is asking for a raise... the fun way. Mama grins, reaching down and rubbing my huge as we listen. I think she's excited... and thank God for that.

A minute later, we're in a storage closet and my mom is on her knees furiously sucking me off while she gently rubs up and down my body, smiling up at me with her mouth totally stuffed with fat dick... The most awesome sight ever. I put my hand on her head and grin away, loving every second of those voluptuous lips wrapped tight around my lurching cock. God bless blowjobs! God bless your mom giving you a blowjob!

As my mom happily bobs away on my cock, relentlessly slurping it, Kaia is chillin' with a friend.......

"Can we go out sometime?"

"You're sweet, Brad, but..."

"But what? I'm a nice guy. You know I'm not a creep. C'mon, Kaia. Please."

"I kinda already have a boyfriend."

"Who?"

"James."

"Your brother?"

"Yeah."

"C'mon, Kaia. Doesn't he like fuck every chick around here?"

"I guess. I still love him though."

"As a brother or as a boyfriend?"

"Both."

"Jesus. I finally find the perfect girl and she's in love with her brother. My luck." The dude shakes his head in frustration, drowning his sorrows in his beer.

"Sorry. You're a really nice guy. I just..."

"You just really love your brother."

"Yeah. Sorry. That's just the way I feel."

Kaia is my angel. I can definitely see a very happy, lifelong relationship... the non family kind... with her and me. I love her with all my heart. We just have it. That very special bond you can't really describe.

Back in the storage closet, mama and I are getting down to the nitty gritty... fucking doggy style as she leans over on a pile of boxes. I slap that ass and yank her long blonde hair, driving my huge cock way deep up that squirting milf snatch, growling with delight as it squeezes and pumps my cock the whole time she cums. Those massive melons flopping freely under her as I deep dick her down big time, pounding harder, still slapping that smooth supple ass over and over with my right hand, pulling hard on her blonde mane with my left. She screams and creams, smiling from ear to ear, taking my power drilling with pure carnal joy.

I get a pic from Max. She's getting it doggy style from Tom, bent over his desk. She's blowing bubbles and smiling at the camera, waving at me too. I dig that chick. We've been friends for awhile. Fuck buddies too. She's cool as fuck. A blast to hang out with... and obviously very skilled at getting a raise.

I show mama the pic. "Haha. Smart girl. Tom's got a great cock. Might as well have some fun while you earn your raise. Hehe." I kiss my mom, our tongues wildly fucking inside our mouths, our spit swapping sloppily as I keep up the power drilling of her cunt... and mama keeps up the cumming.

My hands find their way onto mama's amazing mega melons, squeezing away as I drive my massive dick in and out of that sweet cunt, power fucking her so deep, so hard, so beautifully furiously.

She takes some pics of us fucking and sends them to Max. We trade pics back and forth, having some more kinky fun... even more than we already were.

Tom and I both cum up our respective ladies' pussies. My cock lurching perfectly each big pump of my super seed into my mom's deliciously gripping cunt. God!!! What a pussy!!! We kiss the whole time, mama grinning and laughing as I grunt and growl with cumming euphoria the whole, huge cum dump. I cum forever it seems like. My mother's magical pussy seems to have that effect on me. Oh fuck yeah!

Later in the evening, I've got a very romantic night set up for Penny and I. Rose petals everywhere, champagne and chocolate... chocolate sauce too... wink wink... soft, romantic music playing. We fuck... or make love... all night. We take a nice, long, warm bath together, me washing her while she rides me. Penny already showed earlier after work. Getting nice and clean for me... and my mouth.

I happily eat her pussy and ass... chocolate sauce included... both for hours. Penny films it, dining on some chocolate covered strawberries.

I spend the night worshipping my woman, making sure she realizes how much I love her.

"That was amazing, baby. Thank you so much." Penny kisses me in bed, snuggling close. She loves to snuggle so we fall asleep in each other's arms. A beautiful night with my very beautiful love.

Penny does indeed get Richard to agree to work with Zangen. It only takes a really nice blowjob, and a nice, rough butt fucking to convince him too. Penny does indeed get her promotion as well.

Mama takes over the bar when Tom had to go away on some business. The place is packed constantly. Wild ass drunk ass loud ass freaks everywhere. Hot damn to that too!

I end up getting Kaia pregnant... Penny too. We even hook Brad up with Bernie. It's fun for everyone. Always is here. Hey... Beach, Blondes, and Blowjobs make it that way.

By : DickThePimp