All Comments on 'Dear John'

Fun story!!! John is a great character. Is being a bit of a nudist sort of like being somewhat pregnant?

5

...it takes a lot to make this old curmudgeon grin, and you did.

But why so short? To really satirise the Lit community, you needed to go at least three Lit pages. More and detailed sex, preferably lifted straight from other stories(jk), would have perfect. Then it would be worth three 5 votes.

But how do we know that the typos are ALL intentional?

When can we expect the sequel - Dear John Does Melissa?

Really enjoyed the story, short and sweet. I wonder how many keyboards John goes through?

This did have me laugh out loud and scared the cat off my lap!

You did miss the orgasm from having her toes sucked!

Brilliant!

Oh, I'm sorry: "its brilliant, Belle said, laughing"!!!!!!!!

5*, and I kinda hope you win.

Nicely done - made me laugh, and I love the depths being plumped.

New Day

Clever, something different. All's that's missing is 'perky nipples.'

Always next time...

I found a misspelled word and that ruined it for me. The one star vote I gave is only for that glaring mistake — not because I feel insecure and attacked. I take my commonts serously and only tie to help young authors who need my help so bad. The story if=dea was super hot — write down my alley and if you will just let that be the story I couldhave given more stars. Plus, I think i already saw the porn clip this storu was about so there is the bad about stealing another persons good idea. After writting this I tryed the take my one star back but couldnt. But really I gave you a 0 star after thinking on it more. Im not putting my real name but annonymouse and not because i'm a mouse either. No I know Ill be attacked for being honest and smart. So there!!!!!

PS: No one star just playing. Very creative a fun. I'll go in for 5 ;)

Gave me a gud larf. I think I seens most of their speling herrors in story’s what I edited fur peeple.

I did notice yoo miss a fuw thow, pussy is spelled pusey in’t tit.

Seriously though, a good rendering and glad Laurel let it pass.

I laughed out loud in several places - such classy turns of phrase. You need an editer tho ;).

Your sew grate inn you’re righting. Our you nay kid? Meat two! Hugh ear action hair. Beet in mime eat! Watts moor then force tars? Sex? Know, knot write. Won. To. Tree. Fore. Fife!

Clever. Very clever.

Could have used more word repetition and adverbs like the last two I read though.

"Candy Brown had just turned 18 and was due for her annual medical exam. She was 5'2" with an hourglass figure tiny waste and 30DD tits that were begging to be licked. Her narrow hips were longing to be held on two but she had not had sex yet because she knew she had to wait until she was 18 weighing 100lbs."

I started laughing there and didn't stop until the end. I did a short story along these lines and I know how hard it is to write in this illiterate fashion. It's sad so many people do write this way, but better to laugh than cry about it. Excellent! 5* story!

This made me laugh! Thank you.

Oh, Sister, you are so cleaver, this storie had me in stitches rite from the start. To bad I couldn't give you Moore than a five.😁

Jezabel wroted good words.

John, not-so-menny.

Butt...One-hand writing keeps his storie moving.

Hahaha :))))