Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 097

Kisa appeared behind Tink, standing over both of them with a mischievous look in her eye. She put her hands on Tink's shoulders and shoved down from above, causing Mike's cock to wedge itself properly against the opening to the goblin's uterus. For anybody else, this would be extremely painful. But for Tink, it was pure pleasure as the head of Mike's cock forced its way inside.

She screamed, yanking her hands free and reaching back for Kisa. The cat girl pushed down even harder, but Mike wasn't going to make it any further. He definitely wasn't going to last any longer, either, because that sudden penetration knocked down the last of his resistance.

He came hard, the magic raining down on him fueling an orgasm that lasted far longer than usual. Every spurt of cum was a release, and he sat up and wrapped one arm around Kisa and the other around Tink, holding both of them against his body as he came in Tink so hard that spooge was now spraying down into his lap.

Tink bit down on his shoulder as Kisa's lips found his own, and he rode the wave of pain and pleasure as his magic circled around all three of them until properly dissipating. It had taken him well over a year to figure out how to avoid the feedback loop, but the magic was finally under his control.

All three of them collapsed on the bed, though Kisa was quick to roll away when Tink tried to pinch her. As Mike's cock went flaccid, he slid out of the goblin, but held her tight in his arms. She was unusually clingy, but he wasn't going to complain. He was likely to be gone dealing with who knew what for several days.

"Tink love Mike," she whispered. "Give husband everything."

"I love you, too," he replied, then held her until she fell asleep. He brushed the hair away from her eyes, then gently extricated himself and pulled the sheets over her to keep her warm. Smiling at the contented goblin on his bed, he got dressed and snuck back out the door.

There was work to do.

It was evening before Beth finally arrived at the house. Mike was waiting for her out by Naia's fountain while Lily sat nearby in a beach chair with a piña colada in hand. Beth made her entrance through a small shed built to look like the cabin. It had a portal that led directly to his property in Oregon, where Beth lived with Bigfoot and a dullahan nicknamed Suly.

"Good evening," she said, her brown eyes sparkling with their own inner light. Mike could sense the magic inside her as his own reached out to greet it. They had both gotten their powers from Naia, the nymph currently singing for the birds that bathed in her fountain. "I heard we may be going somewhere fun?"

"Fun?" Lily sat forward in her chair and lowered her sunglasses. She was wearing them even though it was night outside. "Fun? You're potentially going to an island paradise and the best word you can come up with is fun?"

"Maybe I've just never gone with the right person." Beth winked at Mike. "But it sounds like Lily wants to come, too."

"If I have to, I will sprout testicles and give away my left nut to come." Lily sipped at her cocktail. "That's how bad I want to go."

"Just your left nut?" Mike didn't want to ask, but he had to know. "Why not both of them?"

"Because it's not No Nut November."

From the nearby oak tree, a woman cackled. Amymone, the dryad, descended in a bundle of vines, her hands clamped around a book. "I told you he wouldn't be able to resist asking!"

Mike looked at the dryad, who had a love of terrible puns, then back at Lily. Thinking of her earlier comment, he groaned. "Please tell me you two haven't joined forces or something."

"I'm just trying to make new friends, Romeo." Lily pouted. "Thought you'd be proud of me for branching ou--"

Naia sprayed Lily in the face with water, causing her glasses to slip off. "It's bad enough when there's just one of you," the nymph declared. She smiled at Mike. "Sorry that my sister is such a bad influence."

Lily scowled at Naia, but it was all for show. She picked up her beach chair and moved it to the other side of the yard.

"Anyway, sorry I was delayed. Bigfoot and I were doing a perimeter check. Looks like something new may have snuck in."

"Oh?" Mike frowned at this. Ever since his trip to Oregon a couple years back, cryptids kept crossing the border there. Most of the time, it was just creatures seeking sanctuary. The rest of the time it was trouble.

"Nothing major, Bigfoot is going to track it tonight. All signs point to something that just needs somewhere safe to be." Beth brushed some hair out of her eyes and dipped her finger in Naia's pool. "May I?"

"You may." Naia winked at her.

Light emanated outward from Beth's fingertips, and the surface of the fountain revealed an overhead map of the island of Maui. The image wobbled a little, then stabilized and zoomed in on the eastern side of the island. "Okay, so the property you own out there is right next to a place called the Big Bog. You're actually tucked into an area that butts up against a National Park and a Forest Reserve."

"That's right," he said.

Beth nodded and continued. "Anyway, I did a quick survey for you about a year back. You might not remember that I hired a private helicopter for a tour."

"What?" Lily approached the edge of the fountain. "You went to Hawaii and didn't take me?"

Beth ignored the succubus. "So you're looking at a picture of the most recent satellite imagery of the island. Now let me show you what I remember." She touched the water again and sent ripples out. A large portion of land appeared on this new map, distorting the edges of the island.

"It's much bigger." Mike rubbed at his chin. "So a magical boundary?"

"Yes. I couldn't get a better look, because once the copter was close, the weather became too dangerous to fly and we skirted the edge of it. When I asked the pilot to turn around, he already thought he had. Definitely magic involved, and I wasn't about to test its limits while hovering thousands of feet above the ground. Anyway, your plot of land is only a few square miles on paper, but this was so much bigger. It's mostly rainforest, so you can't see anything in there." She stuck her hands together over the fountain, then waved them outward, zooming in. "It does look like there may be a river in the middle, though."

"Interesting." Mike pulled Ingrid's business card out of his pocket. She had given it to him at the end of their meeting. "I don't suppose we could sneak in, could we?"

Beth shook her head. "I suppose you could portal in and then have Abella or Lily fly you, but with the Order watching, they would catch on pretty quick. Maybe Kisa could go in and check it out, but that would be an extremely long hike. How many people can she cloak?"

"One adult, two if one of those adults is me." As his familiar, Kisa's magical ability to make her unnoticeable could be extended to him. "Proximity is key. We'd have to be huddled together. Anyway, it's a moot point. Kisa is staying behind."

"If we didn't know better, we would just go with the Order and help them." Beth looked at Lily. "But I know that you don't like any plan that involves them."

Lily sighed. "Look, I'm not a reliable judge of character here, seeing as I'm on their most wanted list and would happily rip their heads off. These guys want whatever is on your land, and they're gonna poke around until they get it. Unless you want them breathing down your neck for the rest of time, you're gonna have to give them something. So no, I don't like that plan."

"They know you're going," Beth said to Mike. "You've already told them as much, with or without their help. And I would bet good money that they have that whole area surrounded. You won't be able to get in and out, not without a fight."

Mike sighed. Nothing ever seemed to come easy. "It almost sounds like you're suggesting we tell them we're buddies for now, but go in with every intention of betraying them."

"Oh, that's good. That's real good." Lily laughed. "We have them take you up the mountain, and then lose them on the inside, or lie to them about what you find. You could lose them at the boundary, really fuck up their day. I don't like the idea of hanging around with Order goons all day, but it'll give me a massive hard on fucking with them from the inside."

"Which is what you typically do with a hard on." Beth smirked. "So it looks like you have a call to make. Speak with their representative and see what they want you to do. We can make final plans after."

"We?" Mike smiled. "I take it you want to tag along?"

"Consider it a field trip. It's been a while since I've been to the ocean and I wouldn't mind seeing it in a new light." She touched the water with her finger and the image disappeared. "But that all depends on whether Dana is willing to stay behind. One of us needs to stay here, just in case."

He nodded and looked at the house. Dana and Beth were the only other legal humans in the house, and he had left all of his properties to both of them. The magic of the house always ensured there would be a successor, otherwise the home and its properties would go into a deep slumber. Nobody was certain if the legal inheritance would bypass the effects of the geas, but it was better than nothing.

"Okay, well...Quetzalli is coming because it sounds like we may be dealing with a dragon. Lily is coming because--"

"Because she wants to and Romeo knows better than to say no." Lily licked her lips. "And I'll double check with Dana. She'll go if you ask her to, but she's happy enough playing mad scientist upstairs."

The science project in question was an observatory that had been placed on the opposite side of the house from his bedroom. It had a massive telescope inside that magically looked into an alien sky. Dana had been drawn to it two years ago when it had appeared, and had been trying to rebuild the mechanism that shifted the telescope.

"Okay, so that makes four of us. I'll check with Yuki, see if she wants to come. I plan to check in with Cyrus in a bit and see what his take on the situation is. Ingrid can sweat it out this evening and I'll give her a call in the morning. That's the plan, unless someone disagrees."

"I disagree." From the back door of the house, a beautiful woman with long, silken hair and startling green eyes stepped free of the doorway. Her golden skin was interspersed with fluctuating snake scales that scattered the remaining light of the evening.

"Ratu." Mike bowed his head at the naga by way of greeting. "What brings you out of your Labyrinth?"

"Me." Yuki stepped out from behind her. "I told her you were planning to go island hopping with the Order, and she thinks it's a bad idea."

"You do? Why?"

Ratu smiled. "You are about to spend your time dealing with men and women who would dismantle your life just to satisfy their own curiosity. The succubus aside, you need someone who has experience dealing with their ilk."

"So...Dana should come instead of Beth?" He wasn't sure what she was getting at.

"No, silly human." She was close enough now to place the palm of her hand on his chest. Her eyes narrowed into vertical slits, revealing her reptilian nature. "I meant me. They are part of the reason why I've been hiding underground and I am well aware of how they operate. You need someone who can sift through their doublespeak and ambitions, someone who can recognize the magic that they wield. Together, we can handle whatever they throw at us." She paused and looked to the sky. "I wish to properly see the stars again. I know that I can do this with you by my side. And where better to do so than from paradise itself?"

"You're coming with us?" Mike was genuinely surprised. Other than a trip into a magical wardrobe, Ratu never had any interest in leaving her Labyrinth or her experiments behind.

"You have it backward." She teased the edge of his collar with her finger. "This time, it's you who is coming with me."

Woohoo! We are finally going to get some Ratu love, I know many of you have been begging for it! It's the Naga's time to shine, baby!

Speaking of babies, Grace is officially competing with Death as favorite character for early readers, so I hope you love her half as much as they do!

We've got a new location to explore (yay, Hawaii!), tentative allies, and 200% more bikini scenes than ever! Let's goooooo!

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~Annabelle Hawthorne