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Click hereA half-hour later, a SWAT team swarmed into Bob's house. They arrested the idiot and seized his bomb making supplies as evidence.
Bob and his buddy Timmy were charged with terrorist activity along with several other crimes.
Tracy was briefly detained by the police, but I provided her with an alibi for that night and the innocent girl was able to convince the DA that she knew
nothing about her husband's terrorist plans.
When we finally got back to my place, Tracy asked, "Do you think there's any chance they'll let Bob go?"
"No. He's going to jail for a long time, Tracy. The cops have all the evidence they need to prove Bob and his friend bombed the yoga studio."
"Well, I guess that's my sign from Jesus," Tracy simply stated.
"What do you mean?"
"If Bob is in jail, I can divorce him without him shooting us," she answered.
"Oh. Yeah." I thought for a moment, then dropped to one knee. "Tracy, will you marry me?"
The gorgeous girl lit up like a joyous beacon. "Yes!" she yelled.
"Woooo!" I whooped. She giggled and we kissed and kissed.
Several minutes later Tracy reminded me, "I want a baby."
"I'd love to have a baby with you."
Her eyebrow raised. "Really? When I mentioned it the other night you looked like you were going to have a heart attack."
"You caught me off guard," I explained and kissed her again. "I love you and I'll love our baby."
She kissed me hard. "Maybe the baby can wait for a few years, until you get settled in as a one-woman man, stud," she suggested and giggled.
"I don't think that being your man will take much getting used to."
Tracy gazed at me with love. "Do you think God guided me here so I'd get together with you?"
"He does work in mysterious ways."
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And that's the story of the most successful intervention in history. A heterosexual man was saved from homosexuality, two violent morons went to prison, and an angel was rescued from a bad marriage.
- COMMENTS
mykothyabout 1 month ago"My brain was nothing but static and I didn't sleep a wink."... great line in the story, after much context and build-up going into delivering that line.
Thank you for the story. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Pencarrow2 months agoThe part that really made me laugh was the reference to Billy McAllister (or as he is known in the song by Bobbie Gentry, Billie Joe McAllister),
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Thanks, and 5 from me.
MCRider25253 months agoThis was awesome!!!!! Super fun, super sexy, super clever, and so funny to see him work the process. What an amazing tale. Thank you!!!!!
Anonymous4 months agoExcellent story. I know it was supposed to be fiction, but there is a certain element in the US, that is just stupid enough to believe it. I can totally see “ them” doing this. From the intervention, to blowing up the yoga studio.
5 stars.
Anonymous5 months agoWell she's certainly loopy enough to qualify as a Loving Wife and eager enough to fuck someone other than her husband. Alright, this'll do. Sadly I think she's just too ditzy and gullible to be an actual wife to him. And would you really be comfortable when someone sneaky like him could steal her away with another ploy like he tried? Perhaps it's for the best to just use her as a friend with benefits for as long as possible. But damn it all to hell, if Tracy isn't the sweetest girl ever albeit very naïve and gullible. I hope it works out for her in the end.
I'm impressed with her devotion especially when she endured the pain of anal just to try and please him and was determined to take him. In the end (hah) though it just wasn't for them. Big dick + small tight ass = pain. Pussy is better anyway.
As for Bob, yeah we knew that guy was a bit nuts. But in the end we see just how nuts when he goes full-wacko and blows up a yoga studio. Jeez what a loony.
Anyway this story was all kinds of awesome and weird and kinky and hot. Loved it. Wish more LW stories were like this instead of being about cheating skanks, cruel manipulative bitches and dumb-ass insecure wives that want to date other guys.
Anonymous6 months agoGreat story. Not taking religion seriously is not the same thing as bigotry. We are not required in any way to respect your stone age belief system.
