All Comments on 'My Wife Loves My Penis (750 words)'

Loved the last sentence!

5

What an excellent twist at the ending - really liked this story.

I was chatting with a bunch of neighbors and mentioned I'd bought a single ticket for the lottery that had risen to nearly a billion dollars. I joked about the shock of my winning giving my wife a heart attack and leaving me a wealthy widower. I am average-looking, but a billion dollars couldn't hurt. All 8 of the women there said a billion would make me an instant 10 and I would have my pick of the ladies. I laughed, but later, after thinking about it, it made me kinda sad.

That was certainly different!

Nice... Age and experience do come with wisdom. And when you also have a nice P.E.N.I.S. anything is possible!!! Congratulations my friend, you won the game of life!!

Ha, well done.

Yep, you had me wondering what the real attraction was right up to the last word! Kudos.

Not nearly up to your usual standards. Nobody is 19 and a "former Dallas cheerleader." She'd have to be closer to mid twenties. Secondly, manufacturing, even an empire, would never compete financially in a way that she would become the richest. It just seemed you were rushed or distracted.

5 stars because this is 100% true to life. Yes it's not a comfortable truth, for women OR for men who were brainwashed by society not to see women as they really are since young age. But it doesn't make it any less true.

Shaggy dog punning!

I enjoyed this short story and gave it the full 5 for the joke at the end!

Cute! Thanks for writing!

Very cleverly done !

Five stars (and a follow) for this collection of 750 words assembled in an original and very entertaining order... in fact, I think it's one of the best 750-word stories I've ever read on Lit !

Good story. Those company tshirts would be a hoot.

negative 10 stars

Bad.

LOL. Your observance reminded of a friend who was dumped by his girlfriend for the captain of the football team. He asked me question, "You know what the difference between the average girl and a whore? Me neither."

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Yeah, he was a little bitter.

Oh good one! I did not catch it until author literally spelled it out! Well done story! Perfect story for the 750 genre. Well done sincere Thank you for the humor and the big smile! Entertainment achieved - 5 stars earned!!!

Very Good - 5*s

Good one, and a woman who really understands the value of fidelity, even if it’s monetarily re-enforced . Through the ages men have offered safety and cash security for companionship and sex. Some take a nights worth and cash out. Some men become abusive. In the 1880’s and before (in some cases today) women have been mail order brides or arranged marriages. Sometimes they were good companionable ones, some abusive either way, some resulted in real love affairs.