All Comments on 'Not Guilty'

I give it a Baker's Dozen Powdered Raspberry Jelly Donuts!

It just seems to get better with each read.

Sweeeeett!

Brilliant

It's a 5'er to my bleary old eyes, I like the humor. Hero managed to stick it to everyone in sight but it's too bad about the jelly donuts, he could have shared with me - if he had coffee to go with'em.

😂🤣😂

I love it. One of the best short stories I've read in a long time. Lmao

Absolutely awesome. I started laughing and will every time I think about this.

Best. Story. Ever.

Sweet indeed

Awesomely funny.

Hilarious!

Loved it.

Third (or maybe fourth) reading. Holds up almost as well as A&C's Who's On First, and inspires wondrously funny mental images. Would make an unforgettable SNL sketch.

Just all around great

Bizarre. But so humorous.

5*

5 stars anytime cop stupidity is revealed

Fifth go-round. Somehow it gets funnier each time. It's embarrassing, though, when I burst out laughing every time I see a jelly donut.

lovers triangle gotta love it

Simply superb...

5 Stars on this Story .. Keep up the good work

This is still funny as hell every time I read it!!

Cracked me up. Nice to have a tongue in cheek now and then.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pretty sure a DA/ca would see through that but um dang lol

Not to be overly critical, but that dipshit Detective Cook, was recording their conversation BEFORE telling his suspect he was being recorded? That's a huge nono. Otherwise, the author's tongue is indeed firmly planted in his cheek.

Yes, sweet

Sweet ass story

Indeed freaking sweet!

Priceless

So fun!!!

I love it!! So funny, and the wife with her jelly donut dripping on her face must have been a real site.

Did Steve get his gun back from the police? It was a legally owned handgun.

I gave it 5 stars.

OMG. I needed this story to lift me up and put a huge smile on my face. 👍👍

Now that was a story! Well done!

5* This is a joy to read, thank you.

LMAO

Just goddamn hilarious 🤣

This is a masterpiece!

Freaking hilarious!

One of the best stories on this website.

Brilliant.

Simply delicious. Pun intended :P

I am not a fan of alot of this authors stories a big to beta male for me but this was really really good. It's just a shame its more like a precis because a fully fleshed out exposition would be really awesome to read.

Well done Hardy's

ONE WORD: FANTASTIC!

I read all your stuff, and I have, with my tongue pressed firmly in my cheek. You have a "wicked" sense of humor and I enjoy it immensely. Commenters are often harsh with you and others, including me. I have but one thing to say to them...I give no credence to anything they post as "anonymous". It is a cowardly way to self-aggrandize themselves so they "feel" important. I will never post an anonymous comment. I love your work and read it often. RESPECT!

Kinda silly, don’t you think?

Great ending, had to laugh. The wife was so clueless.

Wonderfully silly.

Very funny,

I love the author's sense of humor.

Sweet is right . Love this story.

Funny

I have read this story three times and still laugh each time.

Well done - 5 stars,

Happy Frank

Very well played... 5 !

EastCoaster

What a beauty

Put a big smile on my face nice fun story

One of the better stories here 5 Stars

I don't know why I giggled all the way tru this, and it wasn't even funny, well yeah it really was funny. What's not funny about cops and donuts and unspoken agreements! Duh!

I loved it. Finally a husband who gets revenge on both of his wife's lovers, and doesn't end up in jail. The whole box of donuts thing is right on the nose, and funny as hell. I really enjoyed it, and have out it in my personal favorites.

I gave it 5 stars.

5 stars

A cunning plan.Muh hu ha.

I was chuckling through it all. Can even picture the wife face down in the jelly donuts. Please write some more.

Sweet indeed!

Him be one evil SOB, No? Delicious as the donut jelly dripping from his wife's nose.

Thanks for the laugh though perhaps I'm a tad weird for enjoying .......

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ AWESOME!

No cream filled? Oh cum on...

Ha ha ha ha ha

The donuts should have been CREAM filled LOL. You missed an opportunity there.

Like the comments I've just read, I laughed my head off!!! Excellent short story, concise and well written!!!! 5*

Dobbin55

Good yarn. Very funny

So funny.loved how he had the detective

flustered and the wife.

Kinda silly. Interesting, a comedy-murder mystery!

Vintage HDK story! Smart aleck Narrator.

5

Just had 2 teeth pulled. Read this story and have a smile on my face. Go figure.......

Well told tale!!!

Still the best 750 on the site!! Love to drop by for a quick laugh with this one

love it. 5 stars

Really enjoyed this. Reminds me of a Roald Dahl short featuring a frozen leg of lamb.

Absolutely f*ckin brilliant.

2nd time reading and still delicious hilarious

So unfortunate that all his other stories are so cuckoldary in nature. This author has never met a beta male they don't love.

Hilarious!

An elegant contrivance for the sake of a humorous ending. 5 stars

Great story. Would be nice go hear the final aftermath though.

2nd reading. Hilariously.

Thankyou for the early morning chuckles

Simply amazing, both the plot and the dialogue. Not to mention the concept of the unspoken agreement. Definitely 5*

Brilliant. Laughed through it all. I need to start using my 5 stars with discretion, and saving them for choice tales like this.

Briliantly written, loved the dialogue ,5*

How can I add another 5* ?

Brilliant

-snort-

Loved it, keep at it!

(5/5/2023) Loved this story. Five stars!

Even better the 2nd time around! 5 more stars.

Well written, clever and funny but too implausible even in fiction

15May2023

A very fun little tale, and well-told to boot!

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Best revenge stories iever read got a good laugh out of this one

Funny!

5 stars

This is my 3rd time reading this for a good humor story.if I could vote again. I would guve it another 5 stars. EPIC

Very good, but why are you ignoring the STDs that are floating around throughout the story. If you're going to do a story, do it right. Address the issues, don't disrespect your audience to whitewash over them. If you're not confronting that issue or others, your endorsing them. There is no ethical neutral ground. Anything you don't stand against, you're allowing.

Brilliant!!!

Another POS story come on dude

Awesome story! Love the humour!