All Comments on 'Not Guilty'

Dumber than owl shit but funny.

Going to go out on a limb and guess that 'canon' doesn't mean what this illiterate faux-author seems to think it does.

Loved it. The humour really works for me. Nice one.

Omg totally love this. Great humor

Funnier n' shit!

HAHAHA! Damn I wish I could score this 100!! omg what incredibly creative use of words, phrases and

logic! Just hilarious! i have a hard time finishing the story as I was laughing so hard I was crying!

absolutely Brilliant!!!

Opinionated1

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Sweet.

Umpteenth reading, I still laugh out loud at Det. Cook and jelly doughnuts, the MC's wife and jelly doughnuts, the Keystone Kops and jelly doughnuts, the MC's calm and cool demeanor. And jelly doughnuts.

makes me laugh out loud. THANK YOU!

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Thank you... That was Great!!

Just read this again. Loved it, great story,

Pseudo serious Satire is your best prose.

5 Stars and the moral of this story is to never get between a cop and a box of Donuts .

Bof.....

LMFAO...

I couldn't stop laughing

Very entertaining. Gotta love the wifes reaction. He'll probably want her to find another lover with a hot wife so he can have even more fun.

Quite humorous in a slapstick American kind of way.

Not realistic but certainly entertaining. I hate to admit it, but I liked it. Not my normal reaction to a series of smart alec remarks in dialog. You earned 5 stars for it and for coming up with his unique revenge...can't help but like that part...JZK

Magic, Hilarious and just a little more than expected. As others remarked the jelly doughnut events were great. As for the Not Guilty -White Album info, as a committed and long time Beatle lover I am almost ashamed to say that I didn't know that. This story was a masterpiece of story-telling, Thank You. Totally 5***** stuff

Hilarious! Loved it!

Outstanding! Very entertaining.

One of your best stories. Hilarious

The best ever!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to say it....Sweet. 5 stars.

sooooo FINE SWEET is correct

Donuts filled with wit. Another little gem of of a tale.

LA

ROFLMAO! Should be in Humor or Satire section. 5.

Should have had him walking out to move in with Mrs. Anderson after dropping the soon to be ex-wife at a mental health facility.

Certainly need more of this.

Es una obra maestra del suspenso, ironía y humor.

Sweet. LMAO. I especially loved the bit about the “unspoken” agreement with the wife. The whole thing was hilarious.

This is one of the funniest stories on LW.

Классная вещь. Я долго смеялся.

This may be your best story, and that's pretty tough competition. Short and sweet.

One of my favorite stories, always makes me laugh...

This story hilarious every time!!! 😅😂😂😂😂

Totally hilarious 😂 I'd love to read the conversation after with the MC and his wife I suspect it would be both mind blowing and pants wettingly hilarious. BardnotBard

First story I ever felt compelled to comment on, but it is awesome!!

Epic!

Ultimately fucking fantastic. I have t laughed that hard in years and stacking one laugh on top of the next made it rather difficult to breathe but with that kind of comedy, who needs air.

5 Stars as this story always makes me laugh .

That was fucking funny lol

LOL Great dialogue

A story truly worth 10 stars! Funny as heck and everyone gets what they deserve in the end. I like this author's writing in general but this is a true masterpiece.

mfj

This just gets better every time I read it.

What a hoot!!

A really fun read, thanks!

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I've re-read it a few times. It's still brilliant.

That was masterfully brilliant revenge on many levels :)

Sweet!

Still one of the best stories in LW

cannon.

100 percent approval on this one 5/5

Good one.

Sweet indeed

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5 Stars on a good story . My ex left me for her Soulmate . I was smart enough to let her go . And yes I did tap My ex's girlfriend . I came out way ahead on that deal . Yes i wore a condom as I didn't want to leave any traces of us having sex . She did have sex with my ex's boy friend as payback . She use to laugh wondering if he could smell my cum on her lips .

Rly good man, love this shit, best revenge ever.

An excellent 5! One of my favorites.

Ok that was so damn hilarious that I had to read it again and it was just as funny. You have a great sense of humour and I 👏🏼 applaud you!

I literally read this back to back twice, it was hilarious, well written and complete without needing to add anything more. Beautifully done!

Still just as good reading again!

Funny as hell!!! Trying to tap dance with Mr Young whilst was lining hus wife up. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I've lost count of how many times I've read this, and still laugh out loud (when no one else is around). Of course I can quote large parts of it, but I still get a kick out of Abbot & Costello's "Who's on First" routine, too. And I've similarly lost track of how many times I've watched "The Princess Bride." I'm a man of simple pleasures and have no qualms about admitting that I indulge them.

great funny read well worth five stars

This was really quite clever and funny.

Excellently done. Great twist.

Fantastic!

Much appreciated.

One of the best stories on this entire site! In under 2K words.

One of the very best on here. Funny and well thought out. Good dialogue and plot. This is why I've read your other stories looking for gems like this. BardnotBard

Very funny. Enjoyed reading the story

Hilarious!

Read it so many times. Lost count and each time it’s a five (since more isn’t possible)!

The definition of agreement is apt with the unspoken variety taking the cake err doughnut!

Fun read.

Sweet! is what I call this delightfully fun tale! Thanks for a well-written, fun read!

Fun and funny! 5 stars Thanks guy!

somewhere east of Omaha

Oh very droll.

damn dont remember reading this but it was sweet lol. glad i clicked on the recommend story kinda needed that right about now ty

My favorite story. It echoes my point that when faces with infidelity, be heartless, not brainless or spineless.

This story is a classic, haven’t been written over 14 years ago, it’s still appropriate today. An honest man knocking off two prime pieces of pussy in addition to his own wife and convincing the other guy to kill the wrong guy who was seducing his wife.

A very funny, no, Hilarious tale. Cook knows damn well how the wallet got there! The dialogue was top dhely datire. Well done! Five stars.

JPB

My wife was giving me odd looks as I kept chuckling while reading this story. 5 stars

This one always brings a smile, Thanks HDK!

I think of this story and sweet sweet justice whenever I eat a jelly doughnut.

Fast paced and funny, especially the jelly donuts waiting on the cops. The MC got his revenge and a good bit of pussy in process. Loved it.

Deny it all you want but ole Harddaysknight has a delicious sense of humor .......

100 Big Blazing Stars for HDK You just can't deny that he is one of the Very Best of the Best Writers on Lit. I mean I laughed and giggled all the way through reading this story. Even though I have read it more than once it is still one of the most fun stories on here. LOL Thank You Kind Sir for all your Effort on Lit. I won't reveal that you are really Clive Cussler when not on here. Thanks, Buster2U

3rd time I've come across this masterpiece of wit, sarcasm and revenge. 5 stars again!

I have to read this periodically to offset the absurd doings of the real world (much cheaper than a therapist).

One of the funnier ones I have read

That was hilarious!

Superb comedic justice.

What a bizarre and hilarious story. Loved it! 5 stars.

Loved it

Lol

This story progressed and ended differently from what I expected but was fun to read lol. I only wish it lasted a bit longer.