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Hey, if it was a priest doing house calls, he was right to have suspicions. Probably just fatally interrupted them before they could get to business. Nice 750.

It was an honest one time mistake, your Honor! I swear on all that's holy I won't ever shoot them again!

thanks

"It was an honest mistake, your honor. I froze on the trigger," I said to the judge.

"Kinda doubtful, Mr. Hooked," he replied. "You emptied the clip, reloaded, then emptied that clip, too, and your gun isn't an automatic."

I shrugged, giving the jury my best innocent look.

Yikes. Oops indeed.

A truly unique story

Was she waiting for the blood of christ and the wafer of bread to conclude her confession?

Hilarious! I wonder if the entitled bitch had time to regret her hateful words about infidelity to her loving husband.

And he learned (later) that the priest was only there to hear his wife's confession -- How?

(Oh. Sorry! That would have been too many words!)

good twist in the story

Haha great short story.

Why was she confessing?

An unexpected ending - love it.

So well done, especially in so few words. I loved the twist at the end.

Good one!

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Should have pled temporary insanity.

Your Honor, I thought that the safety was on, it went off twice before I could get my finger off the triger. It’s an automatic so it fires quickly. Honestly I did not mean to shoot them, I don’t remember having the gun loaded.

I don't get it: Why did he shoot them? They were fully closed.