All Comments on 'Pretentious Nonsense'

Heisenberger on a bun

Fun take on the theme, and characters with zing in their zang. Nice work!

This is frelling genius.

Thank you all for the lovely comments. They made my day. :-)

You count words the way I eat...I mean say the alphabet .

This made me smile.

Well done AlinaX! 😁

Really well done! Quirky and fun!

You had me at quantum mechanics. Or did you? Maybe you don't know where I am exactly because you know too much about my momentum.

There must be some way to make Schrödinger's pussy into an erotic story. Maybe I could combine it with a twin slit experiment... (What a curious experiment this is, I thought. If I incline my head one way, then I feel nothing at all, but incline it the other way and suddenly it is as if he were fucking me in multiple holes at once! The reader will perhaps forgive me if I was a little biased towards the latter.)

Loved this too but ran out of witty things to say

Pretty bad