Sex Funhouse

This is a perverted funhouse fuck parody... It ain't real

"This is great babe... It looks like so much fun."

"Yeah babe... it's wild... It makes me horny."

I was in the control room to my newest perverted idea... a Sex Funhouse. I built it in my backyard. It's two floors of perverted sex fun. There are different rooms and fun places to get off sexually... in a twisted Halloween type of way.

I was talking to two of my wives, Kim Kardashian and Kelly Madison. They both loved the idea. I had hired different guys... and a few girls... to work the funhouse and get the visitors off. I even let my assistant Spence play a sleazy Dracula type character in a gloryhole room... instead of him saying, "I want to suck your blood" he says, "I want you to suck my cock." Then he sticks his cock through the gloryhole and... hopefully for him... he gets a blowjob. It was my reward for him doing such a good job and putting up with all the ball busting and teasing.

I had all the cameras plugged into the control room so I could watch. My wives and I had been drinking pretty heavy and Kim was a little tipsy. She looked so fucking hot, in her latex bunny suit. It was white, had big ears and her tits, pussy and world famous ass were exposed because of the holes cut out for them. She had on designer, white and diamond bunny high heels. She's so fucking hot in every way. Her ass looked especially amazing. I was rubbing it and smacking it. We kept drinking. My butler, Jeeves came in and told a business associate was there to see me about franchising the funhouses across the world.

Kelly and I went to talk with the associate. I left Kim in the control room because she was tipsy from the margaritas.

Kim looked at the camera screens and finished her fifth, extra strong, margarita. She started playing with her tits, pulling her brown nipples and letting them snap back in place. She decided to go look around the funhouse. She didn't realize the workers were still in there. I was gonna show the associate how it worked so I had everyone at their station.

Kim walked outside, almost falling, but keeping her balance. She made the walk down to the funhouse and walked it slowly. The creepy Halloween themed music played. It was dark with laser lights everywhere. Kim made it into the first room. The HANDS ON room. There were holes all over the walls and signs that said STAND HERE on the walls. Kim looked curiously at the wall and walked over, standing under the sign, her back against the wall. All of a sudden flashing lights were everywhere and hands came through the holes in the wall. Kim tried to move away but was grabbed and pulled back against the wall. The hands groped her everywhere. Kim, though half drunk, was still surprised. The lights were flashing and blinking, strobe lights and disco balls added to the dizzying effect.

The hands roughly groped Kim's big tits and awesome, phat booty. Her initial surprise was replaced by writhing on the wall and moaning from the sensations. Her nipples were so hard. Her booty was being squeezed by 8 hands. One hand reached out far enough to rub her bald pussy. Kim bit her lips and smiled so big, loving the rough groping by all those anonymous hands. Kim came all over the fingers that had slid up her pussy and were quickly fingering her. The groping continued for another twenty minutes. Kim bent over and booty shaked while her perfect ass was groped, smacked, shaked, and even fingered. Kim took three fingers up her ass, while she shaked that phat booty like only she can. She came two more times.

Kim screamed in ecstasy while she was groped and came. She was dizzy front the drinks and groping, but she saw the sign for the next room... the Count Suckula I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK room. Kim Smedley and her eyes widened. She was intrigued and very horny from all the groping. She made her way into the Count Suckula room. It was decorated in a Dracula mood and feel. She saw the gloryhole. Spence, not realizing who was in the room, did his routine. "I am Count Suckula... I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK." Once again not realizing who was in the room, Spence put his soft cock through the hole and shook it. Kim thought it looked familiar... from our teasing sessions... but she was too drunk to pinpoint the cock.

Kim smiled and walked over to the half hard cock poking through the gloryhole. She reached out and tickled it. It jumped. Spence moaned through the wall. Kim tickled it again. Spence moaned louder and shook his cock quickly. It grew hard. Kim moaned and grabbed it. She softly stroked it. Spence moaned loudly. Kim was excited from the moans of pleasure coming through the wall. I AM COUNT SUCKULA... I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK. Spence said again. Kim rubbed his head, her finger digging into his pee slit. His precum poured out and his cock jumped. Kim's finger was covered in precum.

Kim kept rubbing his head, teasing him, driving Spence crazy. His precum poured out continuously. It covered two of Kim's fingers. She smiled, knowing how much she was pleasuring... and teasing, whoever was on the other side of the wall. Spence cock from rock hard from the teasing. Kim slowly stroked his thick cock. She wiped his precum all over his cock for lube.

Kim jerked his hard, thick cock faster and faster and faster... Spence was so close to cumming... then she stopped. Kim let his pulsating cock drop out of her hand. Spence groaned in disappointment. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" He yelled through the wall. Kim smiled and giggled... turned on, but also enjoying the teasing. She grabbed his cock again, turned around and smacked it on her world famous ass. Spence pounded on the wall, loving the feeling.

Kim put his cock in her ass crack and shook her booty for him. Spence kept pounding the wall, so turned on and hard. Kim's ass jerked off Spence as it shook so perfectly. Then she stopped again, moving away from the wall, letting Spence's, hard as steel cock, drop from her ass crack. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Spence screamed out again.

Kim looked at Spence's average length, but thick cock and smiled again. She was horny for dick... and she liked the way Spence's thick cock looked. His precum pumped out in ridiculous amounts. Kim stuck one finger under his cock head and let the precum fountain cover her finger. She lifted her finger and looked at it. The liquid was gooey and slowly slid down her finger. She looked at Spence's cock again and smiled again. She licked pit her tongue and tasted the precum. Kim moaned, so horny and drunk, enjoying the taste.

Kim put her finger in her mouth and sucked it. She sucked her finger like a cock, tasting Spence's precum. She really liked the taste. Kim smiled once more as Spence screamed out in desperation, "I'M COUNT SUCKULA... I WANT YOU TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE SUCK MY COCK... PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Kim sucked her finger clean and knelt down. She stuck her talented tongue out and licked the underside of Spence's cock head. His cock twitched uncontrollably from the sensation. "OH MY GODDDDDDD... PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS SUCK MY COCK!!" Spence pleaded one more time.

Kim giggled and chewed on his head, his precum pouring into her mouth. Kim clamped her luscious lips around Spence's cock head and sucked the precum down her throat. Kim moaned her approval of the taste and swallowed every drop. She sucked his head hard, then deepthroated his cock fast, over and over. Spence pounded hard on the wall, trying hard not to cum so quick.

Kim tickled his big balls and sucked his thick cock hard, suctioning out his cum as quick as she could. Her lips were so tight around his shaft. Kim sucked Spence faster and faster, so fucking good. Spence finally gave in and blasted his jizz into my perfect wife's mouth. Kim laughed at Spence's repeated beating of the wall. "YEAHHHHHHHHH... Mmmmmmmmmmm." Kim loved the taste of Spence's jizz and swallowed it all down eagerly.

Kim drank down every drop of cum, moaning so sexy. Spence was so happy. He kept thanking Kim through the wall. It finally dawned on my drunk wife, that it was Spence's cock she was sucking. She paused, but smiled and kept sucking. She felt so dirty and sleazy. She was so drunk and turned on... and she liked his jizz.

Kelly, the business associate and I were in the control room watching Kim get slutty with Spence. "You see... it's a home run. People will fucking love it." I told the associate. He agreed and we shook hands, a big deal agreed upon... and it was sealed watching my super hot, drunk wife suck off my nerdy assistant. Kelly and I kissed and hugged. The Sex Funhouse was a hit.