All Comments on 'Sperm Count'

What a wild ride!

Your libido knows no bounds.

Your insatiable compulsive lust led you down a dangerous path.

Hope you didn’t lose your job, and yes, we also want to hear the recording.

Another comical, true to form piece, this time a hilarious lesson in anatomy and fertility. Sex comical though not particularly erotic. And “bimbo bubble headed cum dumpsters” - Megan’s not going to make a lot of Starkville friends. Got to love your MC, delightfully/outrageously raunchy.

My first impression of Dan is that he's a bit of a twat. Having said that, it seems he knows exactly how to get Megan's juices flowing, and despite her initial reluctance, it sounds like she had a good time. A very well written piece, which had me damp by the denouement. Your poetry is great, DampKitten, your prose equally stimulating. I give this tale 5 stars. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Hot. I love your writing

This was so hot. I’m a squirter myself and love it when someone take control of me like this 🥵

I love this story, baby! So sexual but funny and lighthearted. Thank you so much. I live your work!

Oh man...Love this stuff!

Very hot.

“Slick as an oil-wrestling wench,” and “news crew to come in, cameras blazing.”

Love it.