All Comments on 'The Adventures of Joe the Pirate'

All the cliches together. ROTFLMFAO!!!

My husband thinks I'm crazy as I'm laughing my head off at the computer. Awesome job at humour. The best part was slinging his cock over his shoulder :)

I can't believe you actually wrote it! It's AMAZING!!!

That was fan-freakin-tastic-ilarious! (and all in 1 Lit. page, I might add-impressive)!

Next time I'm worried that I've got conjunctivitis, I'll console myself with the thought it might just be eyelid cum instead!

Definitely a laugh-out-loud story. 5 stars!

This reminds me of when I was a kids and we would sing "Do your eats hang low? Do they wobble too and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over back, like a continental sack? (Reprise: Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?) Do your ears hang low?" It was a song we learned in 2nd or 3rd grade music. We kids love it, but especially whrn away from the prying ears of adults, and we would replacr the word 'ears' with 'balls'. How about a story about a man with a quiet average sized willy but with two massive hairy bowling balls? He could swing them around a pair of manly meaty maces, or bounce down stairs sitting on them.