The Kinky Crusader Pt. 02

Shimmering Samson slammed his fist on his desk.

"What the HELL is going on!? Why on EARTH did Lady Virtue defect!?"

Milton, Samson's personal secretary and closest confidant, scratched his head. "Er, I mean... you saw the same thing I did. Seems Lady Virtue fell into the Kinky Crusader's, ah... 'booby trap'..."

Samson sighed. "Well, we still have about an hour until the Crusader acts on her ultimatum. This time, we need to send in someone who is definitely NOT attracted to women!"

Milton smiled. "I know just the heroes for the job..."

...

Meanwhile, Cait was in the basement of her lair, examining a provocatively dressed Vicky, who was strapped to a St. Andrew's Cross.

"Mmm, you look MUCH better in that slutty leather harness. This suits a horny bitch like you, unlike that hero outfit you came here in... From now on, that's gonna be your only clothing, understand?"

Vicky nodded, blushing. "I... thank you. I've always wanted to be in a BDSM relationship, but since I was born with these powers, I was always burdened with the expectation that I would be a hero..."

Cait scratched her head. "Hm. What ARE all of your powers anyway?"

Vicky started listing them off. "Angel wings, flaming sword, super strength, super agility, beams of holy light..."

Cait smiled. "To think that a hero with such powers would have such a submissive, kinky side! This is why I love being a villain... I love bringing out deep, dark desires. It's so much fun..."

As she said this, she traced her finger over Vicky's lips, teasing her. "You'll help me out, right, slut?"

Vicky nodded. "Yes, mistress... I want everyone to be as kinky as Mistress..."

Cait scratched her head. "You know, you changed REALLY quickly, like way quicker than expected. Almost like we're characters in an erotica or something."

An alarm blared out through the basement.

Cait grinned. "Looks like another hero has arrived..."

Vicky asked, "Do you need help dealing with them, Mistress?"

Cait shook her head. "No, my pet. You're gonna stay here. Oh, do you need something to keep you entertained? Here..."

Cait inserted a bullet vibrator into Vicky's vagina and turned it on. Smiling, she winked and said, "Have fun!", before leaving and closing the secret basement entrance off behind her, leaving Vicky squirming and moaning desperately in the darkness.

Cait climbed the stairs up to her throne room, sat down, and brought up a monitor showing the front entrance. There in front of the barrier were two women in costume- one short woman with short black hair wearing a dark blue jumpsuit, and one with long white hair wearing an orange jumpsuit.

Cait pondered a moment. "Well, I'm sure the League would ensure that the next wave of heroes they sent at me aren't attracted to women. So..."

Cait snapped her fingers, and her body began to shift and morph...

...

Sol and Luna strode up to the barrier.

Sol asked Luna, "So, what's our plan of attack here?"

Luna punched her right fist into her left glove. "Beat up the villain, rescue Lady Virtue. That's all we need to do!"

Sol scratched her head. "...surely there must be more to it than that?"

Luna laughed. "You saw the recording! The villain literally let Lady Virtue into her base! She revealed her name, her evil plan, her powers... watch, I bet the barrier will open any minute now."

The barrier immediately opened.

Sol shrugged. "Well, still, let's be careful. This Cait may still have some tricks up her sleeve. We have one hour before the nanobots are released- let's hurry."

They walked straight into the lair and ascended the stairs, determined to stop this evil once and for all.

Throwing open the ornate doors at the top of the stairs, the two heroes strode into the throne room. Cait was there waiting for them, dressed again in an obscuring black robe.

Luna pointed menacingly. "We are here to avenge our disgraced companion! Come at us, fiend!"

A deep, seductive voice echoed out. "You want me to come at you, huh? Kinky."

Cait threw his robe to the side. He was no longer a woman, but a man- half naked, with a broad chest, brown hair, green eyes, and a sizable bulge in his black briefs indicating his manhood. He held in his hand a large black baton.

Cait laughed. "What? You thought I only had one form? I'm a shapeshifter! I've seduced lesbian women, bisexual men, and almost every other gender/sexuality combination in existence! Those fools at the League have no idea who they're dealing with!"

Lina and Sol flipped back their hair. "Ha! We will never fall to your wiles! The only ones we need are each other! Because we are... the Gal Pals!" They posed together, putting their hands together in the shape of a heart.

Cait scratched his head. "Huh. Lesbians again? Weird. If I had known, I would have stayed in my female form."

The heroes looked confused. "Huh? No, we're straight."

Cait paused. "Really?"

"Yep."

"You're called the 'Gal Pals'."

"Correct."

"Your signature pose is making a heart together."

"Yep."

"One of you is sporting a butch haircut and the other one has dyed hair."

"Exactly."

"Do you live together?"

"Yeah, we cook dinner together and tuck each other in and kiss each other goodnight every evening."

"So you're gay for each other?"

Luna laughed. "What? No! We're just really good pals."

Sol chuckled. "We're the straightest girls in the entire League! That's why Samson sent us after you."

Cait looked from Luna, to Sol, and back to Luna. "Man, Samson is really stupid. Anyways, come at me, let's just battle."

Sol and Luna looked at each other, nodding. They held hands, and extended their free arms outwards. "With the power of friendship! Prismatic Beam!"

Light extended from their hands and merged, forming a rainbow colored beam that shot towards Cait. Cait quickly dodged by rolling out of the way, and the beam hit the window, burning through it and leaving a heart-shaped hole.

Cait looked behind himself. "...A rainbow heart beam? And you're... sure you're not gay?"

Luna grimaced. "Shaddup! Sol- gimme a boost!"

Luna leapt into the air, and Sol boosted her upwards with her hands. Extending her fist while falling towards the Crusader, Luna yelled out: "Meteor Fist!"

Cait smiled, holding out her arms. The baton shifted and split in two- the nanobots reformed into slimy- looking gloves. She quickly blocked the punch with the gloves, then dropped to the floor, catching Luna and holding her in his arms.

The Kinky Crusader laughed, grappling her with his adhesive gloves. "Ooh, falling for me already?"

Sol fumed. "Get your hands off her! She's mine! Fusion Blast!"

The Crusader suddenly combusted, blasting Cait and Luna apart from each other. Sol ran to Luna and held her in her arms.

"Are you okay, Luna? I was so worried!"

The Crusader groaned, injured from the explosion. "'She's mine?' What exactly does that mean?"

Sol flushed. "It's completely platonic!"

Cait grinned. "Oh really?"

Cait pulled a syringe out from behind her back, and swiftly hurled them at Luna and Sol. Cursing, Sol shielded the injured Luna with her body.

Cait got up and walked towards them. "So, tell me again what you meant by 'She's mine'?"

Sol blurted out, "I'm in love with Luna romantically and I will never let anyone else have her!" She clamped her hands over her mouth.

Luna weakly groaned. "Sol...?"

Cait doubled over laughing. "Oh man, truth serum is HILARIOUS! Oh, oh, tell me what kinds of fantasies you have."

Sol continued spitting out words, despite struggling to keep them in. "I... I dream every night about Luna sitting on my face and calling me a good girl and spanking me and kissing me and, and, oh god, I, fuck...!"

Sol slapped herself angrily. "Fuck... it doesn't matter! You fiend! Luna doesn't need to hear about this! I know she doesn't feel the same way..."

Cait flung another syringe at Luna. This time, Sol was unable to block.

Luna moaned. "Ah, Sol... your arms are so warm... I love you... I want more... please touch me more... You made me realize that I love you more than anything in the world... Please, I think about you every day, your beautiful smile that shines like the sun..."

Sol flushed. "Uh, well, fine, but that doesn't matter! We're still gonna win! Healing Light!"

Luna's wounds began to mend themselves. Luna got up slowly, a bit embarrassed.

"Good! Now that we're healed, we need a new strategy. Luna, how about we try-"

Luna slapped Sol. "I-idiot! Why did you have to go and say all that embarrassing stuff!? I can't focus like this!"

Sol shot back at her. "Hey, if I recall correctly, you said your fair share of embarrassing things too, missy."

Cait checked his watch. "Oh! Five minutes until the nanobots activate. Better hurry it up, ladies!"

Luna shook her head. "Not now! We gotta stop him, ya dunce!"

Luna and Sol both charged, but Cait was ready. He drew the nanobots from his briefs and formed them into tendrils, wrapping around the heroes and tying them together face to face. He didn't even try to cover up his impressive penis.

Luna struggled against her bonds. "Let us go, you little-!"

The bonds tightened, and Sol gasped as Luna's body rubbed up against her own. "Um, p-please stop moving, Luna... Uhm, I feel a bit...!"

Cait transformed into a woman. "Aw, feeling a bit hot? Mm, me too. Maybe I'll release some stress with my personal slave..."

Sol and Luna gasped as Vicky walked in through the door, wearing only her skimpy leather harness.

Cait smiled. "Did you enjoy being trapped alone in the basement with that vibrator?"

Vicky sighed. "Mmm, yes, Mistress..."

She walked over and began making out with Cait. Sol and Luna couldn't help but stare.

Luna stammered. "H-hey! Take this seriously! We're in a battle..."

Sol squirmed in her bonds. "Uh... I feel a bit hot... Luna... ah..."

They watched as Cait and Vicky fondled and groped each other, growing conscious of each other's warm bodies pressed up against each other. Their breasts rubbed against each other teasingly, and they couldn't help but blush when they looked at each other...

Finally, Luna moaned in frustration. "Fuck... I feel so hot... I want to kiss you so badly...!"

Sol nodded shyly. "...go ahead."

Luna didn't need another second to think. They fell to the floor, moaning and gasping as they kissed each other passionately, squirming and rubbing against each other desperately.

Cait pulled back from Vicky to check her watch. "Oh! It's midnight. Looks like the swarm just released!"

Out of a nearby waterfall, a swarm of tiny machines flew out across the islands, ready to alter the minds of every person on the island.

Cait walked over to her desk and pressed a button, opening a trapdoor beneath Luna and Sol. "Let's give the 'Gal Pals' some privacy, hm?"

Turning to the media drone outside, Cait addressed the populace, her nude body proudly on display. "People of the Virgin Isles- your so-called heroes have failed to stop me. And why? Because of the deep, primal feelings hidden within all of humanity! Don't you see? The order and dignity that society presents to us only serves as a facade to hide our deepest, darkest desires. But now, with the help of my nanobot swarm, those desires will slowly but surely become unearthed! Give in to me!"

Cait posed provocatively. "Go on! All of your desires- let them out! Masturbate to me in public! Rob a bank! Cheat on your spouse! Have a giant orgy in Pearl Square! Resist all you want- your minds will be as dirty as mine eventually! Mwaha, aha, ahahahahahaha!"