Wet Hot Eroshire Summer Pt. 01

Somehow.

"Lets see what the boys are up to at the lake," Zhu said. "I wonder if Jun has managed to catch anything yet!"

They left via the kitchen door. Zhu and Rachel regarded the sauna with bemused expressions as they both walked past, down the wooden steps and out onto the grassy hill that gently led to the lake a half-mile away. Mac followed a step or two behind them, mostly so that their looks wouldn't catch the hunger in her eyes as she regarded the sauna, only to smirk when she saw the door fully shut.

~~~~~

"Behold! The monster of Muphen Lake!" Charlie said as he lifted the huge fish high for all the girls to see; they were still a half-dozen metres away when the boys noticed their approach. The first to see them had been Ethan, who playfully slapped Junji on the arm - the other man looking at the lake with fierce intensity (judging by the posture of his shoulders) - and pointed at them as Rachel, Zhu and Mac walked down to join the inspired fisherman by the lake shore.

"What the fuck is that?" Rachel asked her boyfriend as she walked up to him. "Did you fish up Nessie's cousin?"

Charlie grinned at her, before kissing her on the lips. "It was a fierce battle, my dear! The beast put up a fight, but in the end I was victorious!"

"Jun did most of the work," Rachel said, smiling sweetly, "didn't he?"

Charlie nodded, while Junji fist-pumped the air. The other man was still seated, and Zhu came to sit in the seat next to her boyfriend that Charlie had just vacated to show off the fish that he'd 'caught' (with his friend's help, of course).

Ethan stood up and gestured at his seat, but Mac politely refused and came to sit on the grassy bank beside him. "Catch anything?" She asked her boyfriend, trying to pull herself back into a normal state of mind; her erotic high still buzzing and the images of Bryce having sex with Sue still fresh in her mind. Something mundane like her boyfriend fishing was needed, if only to give her mind a break from the sexy so she could plan how to seduce Bryce without Ethan noticing.

Mac felt she should be consumed with guilt for even thinking about it, but surprisingly she did not. Looking at Ethan she was reminded how much she loved this man, and that love made it all the more important that he never find out what she was thinking, or, if she actually did manage to convince Bryce to have sex with her tonight, find out what she was going to do with his best friend.

What Ethan didn't know would never hurt him.

"Nah," he said, shaking his head. "Typical. I swear Junji uses some Chinese magic on his bait to get the fish to bite."

"I say a prayer to my ancestors, swing some incense, and sing the praises of the Communist Party," Junji said. Totally deadpan. "The fish see a fellow comrade and come swimming to experience tasty treats free of bourgeoisie taint."

"Oh shut the fuck up," Ethan said, smiling. "Your dad owns half of Beijing. You're more burger wide sea than the rest of us."

Junji scoffed theatrically.

"But I like capitalism!" Zhu said, draping her arms around her boyfriend.

"You just like borrowing your dad's credit card!" Ethan said.

Zhu gave him a cheeky smile, briefly flashing some wicked incisors.

Perhaps it was because her mind was already on Bryce (and how to fuck him tonight), but Mac couldn't help but reflect on how out-of-place the man was compared to the rest of them. While he had grown up in Kreenpye along with Ethan, Mac's boyfriend's mother had managed to catch the eye of an affluent businessman when Ethan had been eight or nine. After getting a new dad, Ethan moved from a run-down semi-detached in the working-class town of Kreenpye to a huge mansion in Sashan Grey; a very expensive neighbourhood in Coytoss.

After that his mother had been introduced to Charlie's parents, and then to Junji's, and Ethan had attended Princeton and met Mac and her friends. All the while Ethan had continued to keep in contact with Bryce, who had remained in Kreenpye with his family. In a way Mac admired his dedication to his childhood friend, and knew she should feel bad about planning to seduce Bryce this evening, but it only made her more determined; both to fuck Bryce, and keep it a secret. She did not want Ethan to find out.

She didn't want to hurt him.

But she knew she had to experience Bryce Hunter herself.

It was a good hour or so before the man himself finally made an appearance; strolling casually down the grassy slope to their little camp by the lake, looking like a man about on a walk, rather than someone who had been having intense sex for the last few hours.

"Bryce! Glad you could finally join us!" Ethan said, as his friend walked down to stand a metre or so away from Ethan and Mac. "What do you think of the place?"

Bryce shrugged. "It's pretty decent. Your dad definitely knows a good investment when he sees one." He seemed to be trying to keep his attention focused on Ethan and the other guys, but Mac couldn't help but notice how Bryce's eyes kept trying to flick to where she lounged on the grass at her boyfriend's side. She leaned a little further back and pushed her chest out, emphasising a nice pair of tits held by her t-shirt and bra. "It's got a real pair... I mean... it's got charm... erm..."

Was he actually getting flustered? Mac smirked. It was so unlike the notorious ladies man who mere mortals called Bryce Hunter to be flustered by a woman - especially a woman like her - yet it did appear that Bryce was being slightly knocked off his mojo by Mac.

Her smile grew as she realised that her plan to seduce Bryce wasn't going to be as hard (hah!) as she'd initially feared. The hardest (haha!) part was definitely going to be keeping Ethan from finding out that she and Bryce hooked up.

Looking up at her boyfriend, Mac wondered if Ethan had noticed his friend's slight flustering as she adjusted her posture to something a little more classic 'slut': back arched to exaggerate a large pair of natural tits, while she sucked in her stomach, making it more flat than normal, and encouraging her toned muscles to define themselves in the afternoon light. All the while giving her boyfriend a careful side-eye, wondering if he had noticed her behaviour.

Ethan continued to regard his friend, and only his friend, as he added "how much of it did you see, Bryce? Be honest."

"We saw Sue's car drive off just before you got here," Junji said. He was also regarding Bryce with a wide, bemused smile, that told everyone he knew what everyone else here also knew: his friend had been 'occupied' with the councilwoman. Doing what Bryce did best, allegedly.

"Yeah..." Bryce scratched the back of his neck, trying to look nonchalant, but Mac couldn't help but notice how his eyes kept flicking to her. "Sorry guys. I would have got here earlier but-"

"That hot blonde pussy wasn't going to fuck itself?" Charlie said. His smirk was a little on the 'male chauvinist' side for Mac's taste, but then Charlie always had a slight edge to his humour that made Mac wonder if he was secretly downing the red pill behind their backs. Ironic, if true, considering who he was currently dating.

Rachel slapped Charlie around the head; seemingly playful, but Mac noticed the irritation in her eyes, and wondered what her friend put up with when alone with her boyfriend. Mac wasn't worried about her friend's relationship: Rachel and Charlie were good, just like she and Ethan-

Although wasn't she plotting to sleep with Ethan's best friend?

No, this was just sex. She and Ethan were good. Real good. Though she would have to keep it a secret from him if this relationship was to stay real good.

Bryce laughed at Charlie's comment, though. "Yeah. Guess it wasn't," he said. "You guys know me too well: I can't say no to a good woman like that!"

"I hope you didn't leave too much of a mess!" Zhu said. "I was hoping to use that sauna!"

"Erm..." Bryce had the good decency to look embarrassed.

Zhu flung one of Junji's plastic baits at Bryce, who dodged the flying projectile. "Ewww!" She squealed. "Go clean it up! I want to sit on a seat and enjoy a good steam without your cum over the place!"

"Zhu babe..." Junji muttered, wincing. "Can you not put that image in our heads?"

Mac didn't need to imagine it: she had seen how much spunk Bryce had pumped up into Sue's quivering pussy. She had seen Bryce's thick, creamy fluid gush all over the floor. Her panties felt wet with how much her own genitals were oozing, with anticipation for getting her flesh around Bryce's massive meat pole.

Again she glanced up wearily at her boyfriend, only to find Ethan blissfully unaware of her wet and horny secret; "Jesus, Bryce!" Ethan said. "You've been up there for hours!"

Bryce shrugged.

"Do you need water, or anything?"

"Good idea!" Bryce said, pulling off his shirt.

Before anyone could say anything he had waded out into the lake and dived head-first into the calm waters. Ethan laughed. When Bryce broke the surface he looked at them all and grinned. "Water's lovely!" He called out. "Come join me!"

Knowing that her spontaneity wouldn't be out of character, Mac was the first to jump to her feet. As she pulled her t-shirt up over her head (no reason to get a £50 t-shirt wet), Mac knew that Ethan wouldn't believe she was doing this just as a reason to get nice and close with Bryce, with the water obscuring anyone's view of anything that might happen below its surface.

Also it gave her an excuse to show her tits off for him. As she kicked her jeans off, Mac smiled as she saw his face: excitement, horniness, and a great deal of concern all fighting to dominate a very attractive set of features.

Zhu and Rachel were quick to follow, as the guys looked conflicted whether to discourage this interruption to their fishing, or encourage the girls to strip off to their underwear.

Inevitably male horniness won out, and Ethan, Charlie, and Junji were soon following en suite - casting their own tops and bottoms aside - to join the girls in the lake; the women splashing each other (and Bryce) and laughing.

"I guess fishing's over!" Ethan laughed as he waded in to join Mac, who hadn't moved too close to Bryce just yet.

"Sorry babe," Mac said, smiling sheepishly, "but Bryce made this all so attractive."

"I make no apologies!" Bryce said, before a wave of water splashed over him.

Zhu laughed, pointing at Bryce and her handiwork. Rachel followed suit, tossing a great deal of water across a metre or so towards Bryce. To his credit the man acted his part; laughing with his hands in front of his face, though making no effort to stop the water splashing all over him. Mac was the last to splash water over him before the hands came down: Bryce looked at her - a glint of wickedness in his eyes that sparked a reaction between her legs - and grinned.

"Finished?" He asked theatrically. "My turn!" Two powerful arms sent a torrent over Mac. The guys laughed loudly as she stood there, waist-high in water, in a mixture of shock, playful anger, and (known only to her, of course) arousal. Rachel and Zhu feigned shock as they both struggled not to laugh along with their boyfriends.

"Fine! It's war!" Mac said, before splashing water over Bryce.

What followed was a free-for-all, with sides forming between girls and boys, then lovers, then collapsing completely as everyone splashed around, enjoying the cool waters as the sun drifted a lazy path across the clear blue sky towards the tree lined horizon. The water made evasion more difficult, but no one seemed to mind as they splashed about.

It was part fortunate happenstance, and part careful manoeuvring on her part, but after a good fifteen or twenty minutes of splashing around throwing water over each other, Mac found Bryce by her side, with a good few metres of water between themselves and the others, who were still in the midst of an epic water fight slash elaborate game of 'tag'. Their activities had thrown up a large amount of the silt under their bare feet, and the water was more cloudy than normal.

Noticing her near him, Bryce's expression turned from mischievous to a little serious. "Erm... about earlier-"

"What about it?" Mac said, injecting a dick-hardnening tempo to her voice as she slowly made a path towards him. Slowly, because the water made a seductive stride virtually impossible.

"Well... erm... what you saw-"

She realised Bryce was actually uncomfortable! Legendary ladies man Bryce Theodore Hunter (OK, so the middle name was a guess) was intimidated by her advance! Realising that the power was almost entirely with her gave Mac the added impetus to achieve what she wanted: to ride that huge cock of his until Bryce plastered her insides with his thick creamy seed.

"What I saw," she said, planting on careful foot on the disturbed silt bed beneath the surface, "was a man... and a woman... enjoying their bodies as they have every right to... especially as one of them is... very... blessed..." As she said the last word, placing an obscene amount of emphasis on the syllable, Mac came to stand almost directly in front of Bryce.

"Mac... your boyfriend is right over there..." Bryce said, gesturing with his eyes. Apparently not able to turn away from this hot, wet brunette standing right in front of him in nothing but a wet bra and panties (although with how murky the water had gotten, Bryce would have to assume a wet set of panties were still covering Mac's sex).

Casually turning her head, Mac smiled when she saw Ethan engaged in deep conversation with Junji; both men unaware of what anyone else was doing, while Zu, Rachel, and Charlie were still splashing around in the shallows. Turning back, Mac smiled up at Bryce. "I think he's good," she said. "Gives us a little... privacy..."

Her hand, concealed beneath the water's surface, moved forward to brush gently against Bryce with her fingers. Specifically his crotch, and the bulging monster held beneath his boxers. At her touch Bryce flinched, just slightly, and for a moment Mac felt ashamed. Had she overstepped a boundary? Definitely one with Ethan, but with Bryce?

Then a slight curve appeared at the edge of the handsome fucker's mouth, and Mac knew that he was holding himself back. Bryce needed some coaxing, and all that admirable dedication to a long-time friend would be pushed aside in the name of getting his dick wet in her tight, hungry pussy.

"Mac..." Bryce said, trying to compose himself. "Your Ethan's girl..."

Feeling that bulge harden, Mac pressed her fingers against it. Squeezing his cock through the fabric of his underwear. "You say that like I'm property," she said. "That's offensive, Bryce..."

"You know what I mean... you're in a relationship with Ethan-"

"And I have every intention of staying in that relationship," Mac said. A little closer now. Just enough to see the glint of hunger in his eyes. Oh... he wanted it. Bryce wanted to fuck her just as much as she wanted to fuck him. Their sexual collision was going to be intense! "But a girl can... have a little fun on the side... can't she?"

"Does Ethan know about your plans for a little... fun on the side?"

"What he doesn't know can't hurt him," Mac said. Her fingers squeezed the bulge beneath his boxers to emphasise the point. That got a reaction out of Bryce: his smile grew, and the bulge felt a little harder beneath her touch. Fuck! It took all of Mac's self-control not to pull that monster out of those boxers and shove it inside her.

Yeah, no: she couldn't fuck Bryce in full view of Ethan no matter how much she wanted to. She would need to wait for a more convenient time later tonight, providing, of course, she could help Bryce overcome his admirable dedication to his friend.

"Mac... we shouldn't..." Bryce insisted, despite his hand now roaming her thigh; hidden under the surface of the water from anyone noticing. Journeying slowly around to her pussy, oozing a copious amount of pre-cum from how hot and horny she was right now for this man. "Ethan's a good friend... I don't want to hurt him..."

His fingers were so close. Hers squeezed his dick again. Feeling the hardness. The promise of a night of passion. "Then don't let him find out..." she said huskily.

Water splashed all over them.

Dripping, Mac turned to see Zhu grinning at her.

"Come on!" Zhu said. "Enough standing around chit-chatting! We're going back to the cabin!"

"No more fishing?" Bryce said, smiling at Zhu.

Mac wondered if he was grateful for the Asian woman's interruption. Things were getting just a little heated between them; she was just about to throw herself at him. Thankfully she hadn't, for with Ethan standing in the water barely a few metres away...

She had to play this smart. Later. Tonight. After the others had been drinking, and were in an alcohol-aided sleep. Mac caught Bryce's eye as they waded out of the lake, to where the rest were packing up the chairs and fishing gear. All the while in dripping wet underwear.

Bryce gave her an almost imperceptible shake of the head, to which Mac replied with a sly and seductive smirk.

Bryce would soon learn that when Mackenzie Frost set her mind on something, she would get it.

~~~~~

Oh shit. Oh shit, shit, shit.

The thought ran through Bryce's head as the guys got the drinks ready for the evening. So far he had managed to avoid Mac, but Bryce knew she was only biding her time. Waiting for just the right moment to spring. Bryce knew the moment Ethan had introduced her to him that Ms Frost was a seasoned huntress, with probably several notches on her belt before settling for Ethan.

He also knew that if she asked - like, really asked - Bryce would say yes without hesitation.

Why wouldn't he? He'd been gagging to fuck Mackenzie Frost from the moment he met her. It was only loyalty to Ethan that had kept him from applying the charm. To give her everything the years of seducing women had taught him. It was a simple question: friendship or sex?

God damn! There had to be a way to have both.

'What Ethan doesn't know won't hurt him.'

The problem was making sure Ethan would never know... Bryce had no intention of letting it be a 'one night' thing with Mac. He wanted to fuck that woman every chance he could. Fill all of her holes with his seed. Listen to her beg for his cock. Fuck her better than Ethan ever could! He loved Ethan like a brother, but Bryce knew that his friend didn't have the cock, the stamina, nor the skill to please a woman like he (Bryce) could.

To be fair Bryce couldn't game the stock market like Ethan could, so he guessed it all worked out in the end.

"Everything OK, Bryce?"

He blinked, realising he'd spaced out while thinking. "Yeah, mate," he said, looking at Ethan as his friend opened a bottle of tequila, "I'm good. Just thinking about a fine night and no body to share it with."

Junji slapped Bryce on the back. "A night of no sex will do you some good!" He said. "Give that dick of yours a rest. Weren't you and that councilwoman... erm..."

"Sue," Ethan helped out.

"Yes, that's it: Sue. Weren't you and Sue going at it for hours today?" Junji regarded Bryce, as he stacked more bottles on the counter. Bryce eyed the quantity of alcohol that the guys bought from the Waitrose on the way here earlier today and wondered if they'd gone a little overboard.

Or perhaps he was just trying to keep himself sober enough to fuck Mac...

"Had a few rounds of the good park ranger, yeah," Bryce said. He hoped focusing on Sue would keep suspicion off him and Mac, if there was any suspicion to begin with. Maybe he was being a little paranoid.

"Few rounds?" Charlie said. Unlike his friends he wasn't doing anything but sitting against the kitchen counter, his back to the sauna where Bryce and Sue had 'done a few rounds' earlier that day. "My good friend: Rachel tells me you were in that room with her for several hours. How do you manage the stamina for that?"