"Face the giants in your life, slay them, and move on."
"Someone hanging from somebody else's nuts; i.e. a stalker."
The truth ain't simply uncomfortable, it's fucking awkward!
"Stupid, inane, vapid, mind rot, stench pabulum."
TGirls, handjobs, and New Mexico.
Spin your Web, Swingerman!
"I'll put my slab on the yard stick against Gorby any day."
The new "international language of love."
One desperate motherfucker!
A picture is worth 5,000 lays.
Fuck opinions. Only truth matters.
Sage advice from the man who invented swinging.
When one just ain't enough.
Fuck 24 Hour Fatness. Hit a Motel 6, and get in shape.
A heapin' slice o' reality pie.
Crank that key. Open those shackles. Escape.
Sex: the ultimate aphrodisiac.
There's no glory, without the hole.
It's easier to walk the walk, when you can talk the talk.
Typical is subjective, isn't it?
There's always room for more.
Peter Parker by day, Spider-Man by night.
Every major city has 'em, and they fuck more than anybody.
As well-traveled as an unpaved road covered in rusty nails.
Why work, when you can fuck?
Tonight, on another episode of When Hubbies Attack...
A hooker; a porn actress; and a Sister Act.
Kicked out like an anorexic at Weight Watchers.
How to fuck for hours...whether you want to, or not.
Everybody loses in Vegas eventually.
Desperation can be a tremendous catalyst.
"A harmful truth is better than a useful lie."
Meet Paco — dissolute demigod of the desert.
A retired debt slave transforms into a Master Dom.
Exhibitionist mom meets voyeuristic daughter.
We've always had the key to our freedom.
1A solid philosophical foundation for Numbers Guys.
Hugh Mungus: at your cervix.
Blurred and indiscernible, be certain to look twice.
First out her; in her last.
