All Comments on 'Crazy Cornelius & the Magic Pills Ch. 04'

Hell, an alcoholic would take a look at the Hawkins family's antics and decide "OK, it's time to join AA now!"

And Alistair makes Salvatore from Sexy Savannah From Number 9 look like father of the year, IMO--at least Salvatore seems to love the other members of the family that aren't Dino (plus he's an over-the-top large ham, so he becomes kind of funny) and, with Dino, you can almost understand his harshness on him, given Dino's laziness...

Alistair is a terrible person through and through, a tyrant written to have no redeeming qualities at all. Salvatore from the Sexy Savannah story is definitely a large ham, but Alistair while definitely having some large ham moments fits into the 'hate sink' trope very well. He's more like Mike, Jenna and Todd's abusive father from my PTA Queen Bee & Teen Rebel stories.