Dear Debby - Issue 04

DEAR DEBBY, ISSUE 4

Dear Debby,

My boyfriend won't take a hint! He's sooo fucking useless in bed, lol. But I'm never the one to dump a guy. So I'm trying to get him to dump me.

I told him I don't like having sex with him any more. He just hugged me and told me he loves me anyway. I kept waiting for him to break up but he just kept telling me how much he loves me.

So I cut him off. I told him he's permanently denied all access to my pussy. I thought for sure he'd leave me. But he didn't! He just hugged me and insisted he loves me despite it all.

I thought: how can a guy go sexless and still stay in the relationship?? But a whole month completely pussy-free and he was STILL all lovey-dovey.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, so I started sleeping with this really hung black guy. It still didn't work! I've been texting my bf pictures and videos. Pictures and videos of me making out with this black guy, kissing this black guy, making love with this black guy. I even sent videos with nasty black creampies and filthy naughty dirty-talk.

My worthless boyfriend STILL doesn't get it! He just hugs me and says he loves me more than ever. He's been buying me presents, cooking me meals, he even came over and cleaned my whole apartment. At this rate he'll ask me to marry him! Help!

Sincerely,

Non-confrontational Girlfriend.

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Dear Non-confrontational,

Your boyfriend is stuck on you. It's up to you to break this one up.

But first: do you really want that?

You say you want it because of the lousy sex, right? Well, your boyfriend seems fine with going sexless, even letting you have a superior black side-piece. It sounds like you've got the best of both worlds.

Give your boyfriend an ultimatum. Tell him you want to get married and if he doesn't marry you, it's over. This way, you can't lose. If he refuses to marry you it's on him for ending the relationship. If he DOES marry you, well, congratulations, you have a devoted beta provider while you sink into BBC depravity :)

Tell him if you marry him you'll lock his dick away and he'll never have sex again. Tell him you'll make him raise your black lover's babies, and everyone will know he let his wife get knocked up by a real man. Sure, your marriage will be sexless. But who cares, when you can indulge in all the big black babymaking sex your heart desires? That kind of marriage is more and more common these days anyway. Soon you'll be converting all your married friends!

Love,

Debby.

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Dear Debby,

My black boyfriend fucks me every night with an invisible condom. But when I told my husband, he said there's no such thing as invisible condoms. Who can I trust? Is one of them lying to me?

Sincerely,

Housewife in Mississippi.

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Dear Mississippi,

Neither of them is lying to you. It isn't a lie if you sincerely believes it.

Invisible condoms are real, but only black men can use them. Whiteboys are prohibited from using them, or even knowing they exist. This is because invisible condoms could be used to deceive women, which would make them tools of oppression in the hands of traditional patriarchy types.

So by all means, continue having fun with your boyfriend, and enjoy those sexy invisible condoms.

Please remember condoms aren't 100% effective. You could still end up pregnant, in spite of protection. So make sure your husband keeps working hard! He might suddenly have to provide for your boyfriend's mixed-race baby :)

Love,

Debby.

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Dear Debby,

My pregnant wife is acting strange. She insists the baby is mine. But on the phone with her bull, it's a different story.

The other day, I was going down on her when her phone chirped. It was her black bull. "Hey baby," she said, answering the call. She was stroking my hair with her other hand, moaning and squeezing my face between her thighs.

"Yeah, the loser's still clueless," she said. "He still thinks he's the father. Uh huh. That's right, baby. He thinks that pathetic white dick of his could ever get a girl pregnant!"

She moaned and rolled her pelvis, enjoying the attention I was giving her.

"Mmmm, yeah baby," she continued her phone-talk. "I'm so glad you knocked me up with that beautiful big black cock. Uh huh. Sure, baby. See you then."

She hung up the phone and started humping back against my face. "That was Tyrone, darling. He was asking about my day, and stuff."

My wife has been doing this all the time. She'll talk to Tyrone on the phone or on FaceTime, right there in front of me. But she'll talk as if I'm not there at all. Bragging about her black baby. Bragging how excited she'll be when I'm surprised in the delivery room. What's the deal, Debby? Is my wife fucking crazy?

Sincerely,

Olympic Breadwinner.

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Dear Breadwinner,

Your wife suspects, or flat-out knows, that you're turned on by what she's saying. Maybe she looked at your browser history, and saw all the interracial cuckold stories you read? You should appreciate what she's doing for you. She's letting you indulge in the thrill of unwilling cuckolding. She's giving you the best of both worlds, deceiving you without deceiving you. Betraying you without betraying you.

Your girl is a keeper. Play along, keep asking for reassurance you're the father. She'll reassure you and then keep revealing the truth in her phonecalls with her lover. Enjoy it! These nine months will be over before you know it... at least, until Tyrone breeds her the second time >:)

Love,

Debby.

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Dear Debby,

My wife kept begging to try a BBC. I finally gave in and let her try "just the tip".

She swore up and down that that's all she'd do, "just the tip".

But when she came home from her date, her pussy was stretched out like crazy! It's STILL stretched out, to the point she can barely feel me. She's starting to talk about possibly denying me sex because of it.

And not only was she all stretched-out, she was FULL of nasty black cum. I'm really worried, she was super fertile that night. She could very well be pregnant. Knocked up by "just the tip"?? She's gotta be lying, right??

Sincerely,

Tip-Skeptic.

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Dear Tip-Skeptic,

Don't rush to assume your wife is lying. Trust is the foundation of every loving relationship.

Please understand: some bulls are so hung, even "just the tip" can be three times bigger than your white dick.

Unless you have evidence to the contrary, you should assume that's what happened. Your wife hooked up with a black behemoth and took "just the tip"... and "just the tip" stretched her out permanently.

That cum in your wife's pussy was probably just precum. Bulls like that are so potent and virile, even just their precum is like a whiteboi's whole month-load. Be aware, though, just because it's precum, doesn't mean it isn't fertile. Your wife is definitely pregnant. If you didn't want her pregnant, you should have licked that black cum out of her. Don't fret, though, look at it as a blessing. More and more white couples are having black babies these days, some of them from "just the tip", just like you two!

Love,

Debby.

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Dear Debby,

My husband read about this "No Nut November" thing, and he's really excited about it. Apparently it's this thing where guys commit not to cum for the whole month of November. It's supposed to have all sorts of health benefits and be good for guys' mental state. But what about MY needs? I can't go a month without sex! Am I selfish if I don't want my husband doing NNN?

Sincerely,

Naughty in November

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Dear Naughty,

No Nut November is a great institution. You should support your husband.

Not only is No Nut November good for your husband's mental health, it's also a powerful statement about human rights and equality.

You see, No Nut November only applies to white guys. Only white guys observe this holiday. This reduces white privilege.

And incidentally, that's also the solution to your practical dilemma. While your hubby is doing No Nut November, you can satisfy your needs by taking a beautiful black lover. It doesn't count as cheating since it's No Nut November.

In fact, if your husband is participating in NNN, he *expects* and *wants* you to take a black lover. So don't look at November as a month of decreased sex. Look at it as a month of intense wild BLACKED sex. For millions of wives around the nation, No Nut November is an opportunity to get that big black cock they've been craving all year long. Many end up pregnant with black babies, and this goes a long way toward healing the country's racial divides.

So support your husband, support a black lover, and enjoy the month of November. Look forward to hearing from you next month, in "Denial December"!

Love,

Debby.