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Click hereA helluva fun time... as usual. Gotta enjoy life when you can. Gotta... Fuck Around And Have Fun.
Thanks Playa... I'm always gonna be me and write my fucking stories my fucking way... No time for bitch boy trolls... Swagg Pimpin 24 /7
Another clueless bitch boy... Learn from the other trolls and keep ur punk ass mouth shut troll bitch... I have never ever faked a comment about anything... They write what they want and yes I do have fans unlike u... Got back under ur rock boy and fantasize about being a man... No time for troll bitches... Swagg Pimpin 24/7
Hey, dumb shit... Dick has fans like me... It's pathetic we always get accused of being the man himself cause we show support, and then you idiots rush to send us whiny hate mail and like pussies never leave a return email... Look at the number of favorites to his stories... People enjoy Dick's works... I think youre jealous that no one reads your own lame ass stories and you see Dick over here swaggin all over this site, stompin everyone in a ditch... Swagg Pimpin' 24/7
Still here... Still Swagg Pimpin 24/7... The Outlaw King Of Literotica Forever!!!
SWAGG THAT BITCH danica patrick and you should write in something cucking her boyfriend aaron rodgers make him sit there and watch James FUCK HIS WOMAN THE WAY THAT ONLY HE CAN, JAMES KNOW HOW TO DO IT BETTER
Man, you love pimping them old hoes. If she's over 50 and has something big on her, look out, Dick is coming for your mama.
There was a time when haters used to moan and whine like little bitches about Dick's king swagg dominating this site... They ain't nowhere to be seen anymore cause he stopped their pussy asses out, they couldn't stop the man anyway... 2020 still Swagg Pimpin', still the freaky king of porn... That's Dick The Mother Fucking Pimp!