Too much emphasis on fat tits stopped me from finishing the story. Was fun till then. You could have kept that part out and let the reader use their imagination fill in their perfect type. Some of us don't like big fat boobs
I recently moved back to the neighborhood I grew up in (Feijenoord). Before that I lived 12 years in Chicagoland. I love football (aka soccer) and am happiest when my team wins and Ajax/PSV lose.